"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Someone Got Me Drunk and Took Advantage of Me

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Being a Don Juan is like being a fvcking woman.

The fat orbiter wanted to hang out last night, so she brought over some booze. Who the hell am I to say no to free booze? So yeah, she got me drunk and forced herself upon me. This is all after I had let her know that I wasn't interested.

So I figured, I might as well have some fun with the whole thing since I'm too fvcking nice (and drunk) to kick an intoxicated woman out of my house. So I just did all the 5hit I normally do to a woman... except I couldn't fvck her. I had so much damn booze in me PLUS I wasn't attracted to her, so my main body part was reluctant to co-operate. So I figured if I could finger her to orgasm, that'll get her the fvck off me and I could go to sleep. Her vagina was identical to my ex-wife's and although I got close, she wasn't letting herself come to the big O. Stubborn bytch.

I left snaggletooth talking and snoring upstairs. Yeah, she talks in her sleep, snores louder than ANY woman I've ever banged... and she kisses like one of those algae eater fish. I figured if she was at least decent in every area except looks, I could keep her as a fvck buddy. HELL NO. It's just not gonna happen.

So yeah, I was practically raped by a land whale. Merry Christmas to me. Even when I wanna be celibate, it doesn't happen.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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That's what you get for talking to fat chicks.

Sorry for blaming the victim, but I'm a bitter misogynist. Hmm, waiiiit....
 

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Dear Des,will you ever recover?....You are one of the Walking Wounded in Loves Masquerade...I fear the damage from this could be traumatic... You must report this case of date rape right away...did she ask you at every escalation for your permission?...don't be soft on her,what is sauce for Goose is sauce for Gander LOL......So I hope you will get over this Des
 

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Haha des that's fvcking awesome. There used to be this fat chick that would hang around my house until I was good and drunk and everyone else had left and would come and try to ride the rod. Once I actually had to physically push her out my front door. Now I admit, there were a few times that my drunk a$s took the nut. But I was never proud of myself in the morning.

Now I just don't let her come around at all.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Desdinova said:
The fat orbiter wanted to hang out last night, so she brought over some booze. Who the hell am I to say no to free booze? So yeah, she got me drunk and forced herself upon me.
You sure your orbiter wasn't Zarky, Princess, or Blusher ? :crackup: :crackup:

You need to call the police and report rape right away. Don't wait 30-40 years like they are doing with Bill Cosby.
 

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Your not supposed to drink alcohol. Why would you want to drink in the first place? She sounds like a slut, so do not keep her as a "sex buddy" or else you might get diseases.

Reading that story gave me the creeps. It was very weird and disgusting.
 

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Raaaaaaaape!
 

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Your not supposed to drink alcohol.
Please find me a law that supports this.

princess_124 said:
do not keep her as a "sex buddy" or else you might get diseases.
I already have herpes, so it would be her getting the disease.

You need to call the police and report rape right away. Don't wait 30-40 years like they are doing with Bill Cosby.
The difference is she's not a celebrity, so I wouldn't really be able to get any money.

I generally sleep on things before I make any decisions. Reporting rape and/or charging her isn't going to do anybody any good. It'll create a mess in my social circle, and since I'm male it's possible that things may eventually get turned around onto me. No thanks. I don't need any additional negative 5hit in my life.

She would actually be very attractive if she lost all the weight. However, if the woman has no actual ambition to work at losing the weight, it just isn't going to happen, even if I "encouraged" her to do it. Not worth my time.
 

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logicallefty said:
You need to call the police and report rape right away. Don't wait 30-40 years like they are doing with Bill Cosby.
This is what strikes me about the Cosby thing. 30 years ago Cosby was a huge star. I'm thinking maybe the women didn't report this stuff back then because they really didn't mind that much. After all, he was a big celebrity, and a lot of them were trying to use him as a connection to advance their career and such. And they got to say "Yeah, I was out with Bill Cosby last night" and maybe some people were jealous.

Flash forward 30 years, Cosby is still a star, a legend really, but now he's an old guy, doesn't have an active sitcom, maybe he's not a producer anymore, I don't know. Whatever advantage the girls have pumped out of their association is long used up, they start coming out of the woodwork, and now maybe they can get some more mileage out of the situation, some more attention, women start to pile on, it all gets creepy and they're like "See? I was a victim too".

Before maybe they were like "You know, I think he might have slipped me a roofie, but he's a big star, and I did get that job because of him". Then they think about it 30 years later and suddenly they're outraged about it. I have a feeling maybe that outrage wasn't originally there.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Dear Des,
A familiar tale...
Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' .
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as, 'a relationship'.... In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups like SS,where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
 

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zekko said:
This is what strikes me about the Cosby thing. 30 years ago Cosby was a huge star. I'm thinking maybe the women didn't report this stuff back then because they really didn't mind that much. After all, he was a big celebrity, and a lot of them were trying to use him as a connection to advance their career and such. And they got to say "Yeah, I was out with Bill Cosby last night" and maybe some people were jealous.

Flash forward 30 years, Cosby is still a star, a legend really, but now he's an old guy, doesn't have an active sitcom, maybe he's not a producer anymore, I don't know. Whatever advantage the girls have pumped out of their association is long used up, they start coming out of the woodwork, and now maybe they can get some more mileage out of the situation, some more attention, women start to pile on, it all gets creepy and they're like "See? I was a victim too".

Before maybe they were like "You know, I think he might have slipped me a roofie, but he's a big star, and I did get that job because of him". Then they think about it 30 years later and suddenly they're outraged about it. I have a feeling maybe that outrage wasn't originally there.
I agree completely. It shows how the media has a complete grip on women's minds.
 

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MFO(My Fat Orbiter): Why don't you want me?
Me: I do not like obese women.
MFO: But why?
Me: Because...........
MFO: (crying) We meant to be together.
Me: (after a lot of back and forth)Even if you lost 50 pounds and had your gag reflex surgically removed, I'd rather fvck a bag of declawed kitten claws soaked in lemon juice.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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princess_124 said:
OK, you have experienced God's wrath, but you still want to commit adultery, drink alcohol and etc? Newsflash: when you have STDS, it's a sign that God is angry at you and wants you to stop spreading so much evilness around the world.

So stop it!
please put age in profile
 

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Desdinova said:
So yeah, I was practically raped by a land whale. Merry Christmas to me. Even when I wanna be celibate, it doesn't happen.
According to CDC, you have, in fact, been raped. Alcohol? Check. Lack of affirmative consent? Check. Regretted banging her in the morning? Check. Call 911, you are a victim of RAPE.
 

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I can't help but picture Des bent over with a ball gag...

"Yu bebba kul muh, punt muhfuffa."

There is no "us". Not no more.
This sh¡t is between me, you, and soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist, here.
YOU HERE ME TALKIN', HILLBILLY BOY?
I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU BY DAMN SIGHT:
I'm'a get medieval on your ass.
*walks down to shop, comes back with oxy/actyl torch set in-tow and a few vise-grips*

Do we need to play a little game of "this little piggy went to market", dude?

Mmmm... I can almost smell bacon frying already.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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