Someone Got Me Drunk and Took Advantage of Me

[Desdinova]

Being a Don Juan is like being a fvcking woman.

The fat orbiter wanted to hang out last night, so she brought over some booze. Who the hell am I to say no to free booze? So yeah, she got me drunk and forced herself upon me. This is all after I had let her know that I wasn't interested.

So I figured, I might as well have some fun with the whole thing since I'm too fvcking nice (and drunk) to kick an intoxicated woman out of my house. So I just did all the 5hit I normally do to a woman... except I couldn't fvck her. I had so much damn booze in me PLUS I wasn't attracted to her, so my main body part was reluctant to co-operate. So I figured if I could finger her to orgasm, that'll get her the fvck off me and I could go to sleep. Her vagina was identical to my ex-wife's and although I got close, she wasn't letting herself come to the big O. Stubborn bytch.

I left snaggletooth talking and snoring upstairs. Yeah, she talks in her sleep, snores louder than ANY woman I've ever banged... and she kisses like one of those algae eater fish. I figured if she was at least decent in every area except looks, I could keep her as a fvck buddy. HELL NO. It's just not gonna happen.

So yeah, I was practically raped by a land whale. Merry Christmas to me. Even when I wanna be celibate, it doesn't happen.

 

[mrRuckus]

That's what you get for talking to fat chicks.

Sorry for blaming the victim, but I'm a bitter misogynist. Hmm, waiiiit....

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Des,will you ever recover?....You are one of the Walking Wounded in Loves Masquerade...I fear the damage from this could be traumatic... You must report this case of date rape right away...did she ask you at every escalation for your permission?...don't be soft on her,what is sauce for Goose is sauce for Gander LOL......So I hope you will get over this Des

 

[MOTU]

Haha des that's fvcking awesome. There used to be this fat chick that would hang around my house until I was good and drunk and everyone else had left and would come and try to ride the rod. Once I actually had to physically push her out my front door. Now I admit, there were a few times that my drunk a$s took the nut. But I was never proud of myself in the morning.

Now I just don't let her come around at all.

 

[VladPatton]

http://i.imgur.com/QAIbNz7.png

 

[logicallefty]

The fat orbiter wanted to hang out last night, so she brought over some booze. Who the hell am I to say no to free booze? So yeah, she got me drunk and forced herself upon me.

You sure your orbiter wasn't Zarky, Princess, or Blusher ? :crackup: :crackup:

You need to call the police and report rape right away. Don't wait 30-40 years like they are doing with Bill Cosby.

 

[princess_124]

Your not supposed to drink alcohol. Why would you want to drink in the first place? She sounds like a slut, so do not keep her as a "sex buddy" or else you might get diseases.

Reading that story gave me the creeps. It was very weird and disgusting.

 

[AttackFormation]

Raaaaaaaape!

 

[Desdinova]

Your not supposed to drink alcohol.

Please find me a law that supports this.

do not keep her as a "sex buddy" or else you might get diseases.

I already have herpes, so it would be her getting the disease.

You need to call the police and report rape right away. Don't wait 30-40 years like they are doing with Bill Cosby.

The difference is she's not a celebrity, so I wouldn't really be able to get any money.

I generally sleep on things before I make any decisions. Reporting rape and/or charging her isn't going to do anybody any good. It'll create a mess in my social circle, and since I'm male it's possible that things may eventually get turned around onto me. No thanks. I don't need any additional negative 5hit in my life.

http://i.imgur.com/QAIbNz7.png

She would actually be very attractive if she lost all the weight. However, if the woman has no actual ambition to work at losing the weight, it just isn't going to happen, even if I "encouraged" her to do it. Not worth my time.

 

[zekko]

You need to call the police and report rape right away. Don't wait 30-40 years like they are doing with Bill Cosby.

This is what strikes me about the Cosby thing. 30 years ago Cosby was a huge star. I'm thinking maybe the women didn't report this stuff back then because they really didn't mind that much. After all, he was a big celebrity, and a lot of them were trying to use him as a connection to advance their career and such. And they got to say "Yeah, I was out with Bill Cosby last night" and maybe some people were jealous.

Flash forward 30 years, Cosby is still a star, a legend really, but now he's an old guy, doesn't have an active sitcom, maybe he's not a producer anymore, I don't know. Whatever advantage the girls have pumped out of their association is long used up, they start coming out of the woodwork, and now maybe they can get some more mileage out of the situation, some more attention, women start to pile on, it all gets creepy and they're like "See? I was a victim too".

Before maybe they were like "You know, I think he might have slipped me a roofie, but he's a big star, and I did get that job because of him". Then they think about it 30 years later and suddenly they're outraged about it. I have a feeling maybe that outrage wasn't originally there.

 

[Desdinova]

Princess 124, you are truly an idiot.

Ecclesiastes 9:7 ESV:

Go, eat your bread with joy, and drink your wine with a merry heart, for God has already approved what you do.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Des,
A familiar tale...
Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' .
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.
Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as, 'a relationship'.... In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups like SS,where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

 

[MOTU]

^^^funny! Repped.

 

[Atom Smasher]

This is what strikes me about the Cosby thing. 30 years ago Cosby was a huge star. I'm thinking maybe the women didn't report this stuff back then because they really didn't mind that much. After all, he was a big celebrity, and a lot of them were trying to use him as a connection to advance their career and such. And they got to say "Yeah, I was out with Bill Cosby last night" and maybe some people were jealous.

Flash forward 30 years, Cosby is still a star, a legend really, but now he's an old guy, doesn't have an active sitcom, maybe he's not a producer anymore, I don't know. Whatever advantage the girls have pumped out of their association is long used up, they start coming out of the woodwork, and now maybe they can get some more mileage out of the situation, some more attention, women start to pile on, it all gets creepy and they're like "See? I was a victim too".

Before maybe they were like "You know, I think he might have slipped me a roofie, but he's a big star, and I did get that job because of him". Then they think about it 30 years later and suddenly they're outraged about it. I have a feeling maybe that outrage wasn't originally there.

I agree completely. It shows how the media has a complete grip on women's minds.

 

[YawataNoKami]

4 months ago
MFO(My Fat Orbiter): Why don't you want me?
Me: I do not like obese women.
MFO: But why?
Me: Because...........
MFO: (crying) We meant to be together.
Me: (after a lot of back and forth)Even if you lost 50 pounds and had your gag reflex surgically removed, I'd rather fvck a bag of declawed kitten claws soaked in lemon juice.

 

[hithard]

OK, you have experienced God's wrath, but you still want to commit adultery, drink alcohol and etc? Newsflash: when you have STDS, it's a sign that God is angry at you and wants you to stop spreading so much evilness around the world.

So stop it!

please put age in profile

 

[Bokanovsky]

So yeah, I was practically raped by a land whale. Merry Christmas to me. Even when I wanna be celibate, it doesn't happen.

According to CDC, you have, in fact, been raped. Alcohol? Check. Lack of affirmative consent? Check. Regretted banging her in the morning? Check. Call 911, you are a victim of RAPE.

 

[Vulpine]

I can't help but picture Des bent over with a ball gag...

"Yu bebba kul muh, punt muhfuffa."

There is no "us". Not no more.
This sh¡t is between me, you, and soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist, here.
YOU HERE ME TALKIN', HILLBILLY BOY?
I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU BY DAMN SIGHT:
I'm'a get medieval on your ass.

*walks down to shop, comes back with oxy/actyl torch set in-tow and a few vise-grips*

Do we need to play a little game of "this little piggy went to market", dude?

Mmmm... I can almost smell bacon frying already.

 

[KingBeef]

I'm actually surprised there's no Cosby thread on the forum...it would make for good debate...

 

[zekko]

I'm actually surprised there's no Cosby thread on the forum...it would make for good debate...

Here you go, bro:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=222128