Tha Realnezz
Master Don Juan
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Cut the crap,kid.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Cut the crap,kid.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Player_Supreme
Banned
Originally posted by bobbob
You know what man ... ya that was a sad post, but ****, I'VE STILL NEVER SUNK SO LOW AS TO BANG WOMEN AS UGLY AS THE ONES IN YOUR PIC.
hahaha. So what does that say about you, that someone as bad with women as me, has STILL ****ed better looking women than you have?
But then again, it helps I speak english ... only hood rats go for ebonics.
I'm not going to bother reading your "proof" of success with women. The fact that you feel the need to prove it, shows that you're either:
A. full of ****
or
B. have some kind of inferiority complex
In either case, get some help bro.
And for real, I have hatred towards no human being, so, the best of luck to you. You need it.
You know what kid.
1. I thought you said you were done.
2. As a favor to PRL I am not going to blast ya anymore:
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PuertoRican_Lover wrote on 09-23-2004 07:23 AM:
PS, Bobbob is lashing out at you in frustration - must you torment him in his dpressed state - being 26 and never having a g/f?
I know he deserves it after his comments.
When people say racial shyt I know it's hard to hold your tongue, but this dude is in a bad predicament and he took a risk by sharing his thread and seems desperate to seek help.
Others may not post their problems if they feel they'll be punished and laughed at for doing so.
Try to make amends by calling a truce and withholding personal attacks - DJ's already know you are for real and bobbob is desperately seeking help - no need to exaggerate his shame.
Just trying to help the skinny dude in a losing fight!
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Now you know I'm like a shark. When I sense blood I attack.
I don't care about this loser PRL. I am done with him though. After I found out his real problem and I finished laughing, I figured his weak man ass out.
Later bro.
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You fellows have no idea how PRL is actually trying to help you guys out.
I suggest to all of you here to go and see my other poll called Let The Jury Decide. to vote if you want to let your voice be heard and reply to that thread so that the main sosuave.com allen thompson will know what is going on in here and re-define the rules.
He knows what's going on.Originally posted by fanatizmu
I suggest to all of you here to go and see my other poll called Let The Jury Decide. to vote if you want to let your voice be heard and reply to that thread so that the main sosuave.com allen thompson will know what is going on in here and re-define the rules.
By the way, what are some of your other names?
Player_Supreme
Banned
Originally posted by eternal
He knows what's going on.
By the way, what are some of your other names?
So it is true this fool does have multiple screen names. I see the veiled threat in what you said Eternal.
You should expose this fool.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.