"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Some hos are CRAZY

Raven125

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Alright so i had this party last night and i'm dishing out my game. All is going well and soon enough i start to make out with one chick. We french for about 5 seconds and then she stops and says "What are you doing?!". I got up and said "What the fvck?" and was totally uncooperative with her the rest of the night.

What the hell is this chicks problem?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Porky

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maybe you're terrible at kissing
 

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you're 13?
 

Microphone Fiend

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she's 13, maybe she mistook you for one of the power ranger and when you got closer she realised you weren't and had to go tape blues clues.
 

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Originally posted by Porky
maybe you're terrible at kissing
Yes i considered this, but i've had plenty of girls say i was the best kisser they have ever kissed. Girls are messed.

she's 13, maybe she mistook you for one of the power ranger and when you got closer she realised you weren't and had to go tape blues clues.
Hahaha Hohoho Hehehe... No i'm not a power ranger, but i thought being super man would do ;).
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
she's 13, maybe she mistook you for one of the power ranger and when you got closer she realised you weren't and had to go tape blues clues.
lmfao
 

oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
she's 13, maybe she mistook you for one of the power ranger and when you got closer she realised you weren't and had to go tape blues clues.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats seriously one step away from being the funniest thing ive ever read in my 17 years of existance on this so called plant which goes by the name of earth.
 

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Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
she's 13, maybe she mistook you for one of the power ranger and when you got closer she realised you weren't and had to go tape blues clues.
LMAO!

Thats almost as funny as watching Barney and Friends while 2Pac's "hit em up" was playing


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Its prob Anti Slut Defence............
 

Hot Ice

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13 year olds do not french! :eek:


LOL! at MF
 

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
13 year olds do not french! :eek:


LOL! at MF
Of course they do.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You are obviously behind the times Hot Ice because plenty of 13 year olds not only french but f uck.
 

Hot Ice

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Hah!

I know guys..

We have parks full of 10 year olds getting pissed and having unprotected sex every damn friday night.
That's the World today.
Sad World.
 

Raven125

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I just asked the girl what her problem is... she said i bit her tounge...


I burned her ass anyways and now shes not part of my game.


13 year olds having sex is whack... i don't know how anyone could take such a risk at this age.
 

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hey raven, do you give french kisses to your close friends (girls)?
 

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I could give you some great advice, but i want all the 13 year old hunnies to myself. Sorry man, I'm greedy.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Cogent Ops.
I could give you some great advice, but i want all the 13 year old hunnies to myself. Sorry man, I'm greedy.
LOL!


Raven, avoid teeth and french too untill you become more advanced and girls get older too.
 

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LOL THIS thread is hilarious.. BWAHAHHAHA you guys kill me...
 

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*rolls eyes*

your first problem is that you called women "hos" and you said that you were getting your game on.

Come on. Please. Girls are impressed by vocabulary, not some dumb**** trying to sound cool. She probably was wondering what the hell she was doing with a guy like you.

Dont say hos or *****es or sluts, its women. or girls. Dont use degrading terms to describe women or NO girl will ever like you.
 

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Re: *rolls eyes*

Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
your first problem is that you called women "hos" and you said that you were getting your game on.

Come on. Please. Girls are impressed by vocabulary, not some dumb**** trying to sound cool. She probably was wondering what the hell she was doing with a guy like you.

Dont say hos or *****es or sluts, its women. or girls. Dont use degrading terms to describe women or NO girl will ever like you.
Your a woman arent you :rolleyes:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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