"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Some hos are CRAZY

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Alright so i had this party last night and i'm dishing out my game. All is going well and soon enough i start to make out with one chick. We french for about 5 seconds and then she stops and says "What are you doing?!". I got up and said "What the fvck?" and was totally uncooperative with her the rest of the night.

What the hell is this chicks problem?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Porky

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maybe you're terrible at kissing
 

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you're 13?
 

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she's 13, maybe she mistook you for one of the power ranger and when you got closer she realised you weren't and had to go tape blues clues.
 

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Originally posted by Porky
maybe you're terrible at kissing
Yes i considered this, but i've had plenty of girls say i was the best kisser they have ever kissed. Girls are messed.

she's 13, maybe she mistook you for one of the power ranger and when you got closer she realised you weren't and had to go tape blues clues.
Hahaha Hohoho Hehehe... No i'm not a power ranger, but i thought being super man would do ;).
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
she's 13, maybe she mistook you for one of the power ranger and when you got closer she realised you weren't and had to go tape blues clues.
lmfao
 

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Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
she's 13, maybe she mistook you for one of the power ranger and when you got closer she realised you weren't and had to go tape blues clues.

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats seriously one step away from being the funniest thing ive ever read in my 17 years of existance on this so called plant which goes by the name of earth.
 

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Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
she's 13, maybe she mistook you for one of the power ranger and when you got closer she realised you weren't and had to go tape blues clues.
LMAO!

Thats almost as funny as watching Barney and Friends while 2Pac's "hit em up" was playing


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Its prob Anti Slut Defence............
 

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13 year olds do not french! :eek:


LOL! at MF
 

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Originally posted by Hot Ice
13 year olds do not french! :eek:


LOL! at MF
Of course they do.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You are obviously behind the times Hot Ice because plenty of 13 year olds not only french but f uck.
 

Hot Ice

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Hah!

I know guys..

We have parks full of 10 year olds getting pissed and having unprotected sex every damn friday night.
That's the World today.
Sad World.
 

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I just asked the girl what her problem is... she said i bit her tounge...


I burned her ass anyways and now shes not part of my game.


13 year olds having sex is whack... i don't know how anyone could take such a risk at this age.
 

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hey raven, do you give french kisses to your close friends (girls)?
 

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I could give you some great advice, but i want all the 13 year old hunnies to myself. Sorry man, I'm greedy.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by Cogent Ops.
I could give you some great advice, but i want all the 13 year old hunnies to myself. Sorry man, I'm greedy.
LOL!


Raven, avoid teeth and french too untill you become more advanced and girls get older too.
 

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LOL THIS thread is hilarious.. BWAHAHHAHA you guys kill me...
 

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*rolls eyes*

your first problem is that you called women "hos" and you said that you were getting your game on.

Come on. Please. Girls are impressed by vocabulary, not some dumb**** trying to sound cool. She probably was wondering what the hell she was doing with a guy like you.

Dont say hos or *****es or sluts, its women. or girls. Dont use degrading terms to describe women or NO girl will ever like you.
 

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Re: *rolls eyes*

Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
your first problem is that you called women "hos" and you said that you were getting your game on.

Come on. Please. Girls are impressed by vocabulary, not some dumb**** trying to sound cool. She probably was wondering what the hell she was doing with a guy like you.

Dont say hos or *****es or sluts, its women. or girls. Dont use degrading terms to describe women or NO girl will ever like you.
Your a woman arent you :rolleyes:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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