"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Some guy might have grabbed my ass tonight..

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Yeah I am this new year's house party, it's one of my girl's friends houses. She invited a whole bunch of people that neither of us know.. everyone is nice except for this one kid who is just a doosh bag.. he talks **** to people he doesn't even know and tries to act like a bad azz..

Anyway I'm not a fan of trouble so I basically stay away from him.. But I was talking to my girl when suddenly I feel my ass squeezed close to my nuts... I didn't see who did it but I turned my head and saw this guy walking past.. I had no idea what I was supposed to do here...? I didn't want to cause a scene so I decided ignored it... But should I have gone up to him and just punched him? That's assault right.. not only could I get arrested but most of his friends are here so I would have been out numbered..

Should I have gone up to him and say yo did you grab my ass??? He might have done it in a playful way.. but this whole thing is just weird..
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Were you on Impractical Jokers?
 

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I wonder if this dude is gay or he just does weird **** like that when he is drunk? I don't know him so it's not like we are friends.

It's also possible one of the girls near me did it as I didn't really see it..
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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