"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Some girl is "Stalking" me- Need Advice

Strong325

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I was on the lunch line at school today talking to my close friend. Next to us are these two girls. One of them is pulling her friend's hair. This girl randomly says, "I'm Crazy", to me. I give her a weird look and then she defends back. I ask her what grade she is in, and she is two years younger. She knew me name, because her X-Boy friend loved my talent show act. My friend Darren says something and then she threatens to hurt him. I think nothing of this cute little girl with an attitude problem.

I come home from school and someone how she found my name on AOL directory and emailed me. She called herself a stalker too. I think she might like me. What should I do with this girl? I am totally clueless.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Salacious D

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Well if you decide that you're not interested, and she doesn't leave you alone, do what some of my friends did to a similar girl. They wrote her the nastiest letter they could think of (and my friends are known for their creativity) and left it in her locker. She never bothered either of them again.
 

oakraiderz2

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Get a gun and smoke that ho!! haha!! Just try to avoid her and watch your back. Dont fuk with crazy chics.
 

mikel

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I had a stalker for real that was in my grade at one time. I thought it was just harmless at friend. She would see me alot and I wouldn't see her. But, I had a bad crush on this girl my sophomore year. I asked her out and she said no, the reason was because my stalker had told this girl I had said I hated her.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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California Love

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they're just little girls who'll eventually grow up. You know you like the attention though ;) . Just ignore her and her infatuation with you will gradually go away.
 

Jerky Boi

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Yeah, ignoring them almost always works. Just takes a little time. I had a girl my 8th grade year in Junior High that would follow me around school all the time, wait for me in my first hour before school started, and just flat out annoy the hell outta me. She'd write me every day and I'd never write her back. Trust me, she'll get the hint. That letter in the locker didn't really sound like a bad idea either. :)
 

ShizamDaMan

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I'd just pull her aside and say while you're flattered, things really wouldn't work out between you guys. Then ignore her. In my experiences I've found that you don't want to put many things in writing unless you want them rememebred forever (especially hateful things).
 

Trogdawg

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No letters. They can be saved for court, understand? Either ignore her or tell her to leave you alone. Unless you want her ass than grab the hell out of it. Shower and repeat.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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