"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Some funny stuff

Dummy

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Hey guys haven't been on here in a while. Some broad I was seein started being a total beeotch. So I figured what da hell I'll give it a try at calling her out on her bull****. Since she wouldn't answer her phone. I sent her a text saying: This is retarded. Ta hell with it. She responded with: crybaby. I was gonna send her a text back Crybaby? Wah wah goo goo ga ga. Haha. thats funny and all but I always prefer assclown.

This was yesterday. I still wanna send what I typed about assclown ta her but it's probably too late now. I'm just ichin ta send it. Somebody stop me if it's not a good idea. i think it's hilarious though.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Eh. probably not worth it huh? I think it would be funny but then again she'd be all pissy again. it's not like i really give a damn either way.
 

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It's not a good idea. She's got you where she wants you.


Cheers!
 

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Too late mang. I already sent it. Oh well.
 

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She responded with: yup thats what you are. Called me up on Saturday like nothing happened. Told her I was busy helping a friend and couldn't talk on the phone for long had a few laughs and said bye. I like em crazy a little bit but she may be crazier than me. Cracks me up though. I really don't have time to hang with her right now anyway, too much crap going on. Does it sound like she is just **** testing like crazy left and right and should I just not contact her ass anymore cuz of what she did? I mean she completely acted like nothing happened after gettin pissy and din't even say sorry. lol. I didn't bring it up either. i think she got all pissy with me cuz she started blabbin about her ex and i just flat out told her that I didn't want to hear it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sometimes the strongest message you can send is no message at all.
 

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Danger said:
^^^

This.

Why bother with this woman? She is worthless.
This ^^^

Yes, you don't have to buy every rusted out auto that you test drive.
 
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