"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hey guys haven't been on here in a while. Some broad I was seein started being a total beeotch. So I figured what da hell I'll give it a try at calling her out on her bull****. Since she wouldn't answer her phone. I sent her a text saying: This is retarded. Ta hell with it. She responded with: crybaby. I was gonna send her a text back Crybaby? Wah wah goo goo ga ga. Haha. thats funny and all but I always prefer assclown.

This was yesterday. I still wanna send what I typed about assclown ta her but it's probably too late now. I'm just ichin ta send it. Somebody stop me if it's not a good idea. i think it's hilarious though.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Eh. probably not worth it huh? I think it would be funny but then again she'd be all pissy again. it's not like i really give a damn either way.
 
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It's not a good idea. She's got you where she wants you.


Cheers!
 
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Too late mang. I already sent it. Oh well.
 
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She responded with: yup thats what you are. Called me up on Saturday like nothing happened. Told her I was busy helping a friend and couldn't talk on the phone for long had a few laughs and said bye. I like em crazy a little bit but she may be crazier than me. Cracks me up though. I really don't have time to hang with her right now anyway, too much crap going on. Does it sound like she is just **** testing like crazy left and right and should I just not contact her ass anymore cuz of what she did? I mean she completely acted like nothing happened after gettin pissy and din't even say sorry. lol. I didn't bring it up either. i think she got all pissy with me cuz she started blabbin about her ex and i just flat out told her that I didn't want to hear it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sometimes the strongest message you can send is no message at all.
 
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Danger said:
^^^

This.

Why bother with this woman? She is worthless.
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This ^^^

Yes, you don't have to buy every rusted out auto that you test drive.
 
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