"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sold VIGINITY my ass

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I do not believe they are virgins, nor other women are virgins. Yes, they all virgins, but they take it in the ass, it don't count, they suck d1ck, it don't count, they take it between their tits, it don't count, they do hand jobs, it don't count, they have lesbian lovers that lick and finger them, and it don't count. What a fvcking rip off! Women loose virginity at around age 15, 14, and 16, period. Even those muslim girls, supposedly virgin, they all took in the ass, and it don't count.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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LOL. Reminds me of my most recent date... Gives me a BJ but tells me she wants to save her virginity for a committed relationship. These girls...
 
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Konada said:
LOL. Reminds me of my most recent date... Gives me a BJ but tells me she wants to save her virginity for a committed relationship. These girls...
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So tell her, anal sex don't count! Yea baby, give anal, bj, hand job with your left and right hand, and take it between your tits, if you do it good I might commit.
 
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