"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sold VIGINITY my ass

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I do not believe they are virgins, nor other women are virgins. Yes, they all virgins, but they take it in the ass, it don't count, they suck d1ck, it don't count, they take it between their tits, it don't count, they do hand jobs, it don't count, they have lesbian lovers that lick and finger them, and it don't count. What a fvcking rip off! Women loose virginity at around age 15, 14, and 16, period. Even those muslim girls, supposedly virgin, they all took in the ass, and it don't count.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LOL. Reminds me of my most recent date... Gives me a BJ but tells me she wants to save her virginity for a committed relationship. These girls...
 
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Konada said:
LOL. Reminds me of my most recent date... Gives me a BJ but tells me she wants to save her virginity for a committed relationship. These girls...
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So tell her, anal sex don't count! Yea baby, give anal, bj, hand job with your left and right hand, and take it between your tits, if you do it good I might commit.
 
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