"So you're (girl's name here) boyfriend, eh?"

[Sean O]

This hasn't happened to me yet, but I think it would be a good idea to know the ideal answer if and when it does. Suppose you're out with a girl who hasn't asked to be exclusive yet, and you haven't heard her refer to you as her boyfriend yet. You meet up with one of her friends. Your girl introduces you by your name. Her friend says, "So you're (girl's name here) boyfriend, eh?"

Essentially, I want to hear suggestions for what the best "neutral" answer to this question is, i.e. one that doesn't say yes or no. So far, the best idea I have is "Actually, I'm her fiancee. We're getting married on the first day of spring ". I like this answer, but if this scenario happens multiple times with the same girl, it would be nice to not say the same damn thing over and over again, you know?

Anyway, let's hear some suggestions!

 

[d2j]

"Actually, I'm her fiancee. We're getting married on the first day of spring ".

lol i like that one

off the top of my head..
"whos 'womensname' ?" said with over the top seriousness
"what do you mean boyfriend? were married"
"trying to find out if im single eh..very sutle"

 

[oakraiderz2]

"Actually, I'm her fiancee. We're getting married on the first day of spring ".

lol i like that one

off the top of my head..
"whos 'womensname' ?" said with over the top seriousness
"what do you mean boyfriend? were married"
"trying to find out if im single eh..very sutle"

Hahahahaha...i like the first one off the top of your head.

 

[d2j]

Hahahahaha...i like the first one off the top of your head.

like? ..damm i love that one

 

[Captain Popular]

hola amigo,
if you are of mature age (above 16) then u never ask a girl to go steady......if you have the symptoms of gf/bf like dates every weekend, talk on the phone a bunch etc, then you MUST assume yall are together and the best way the end the confusion is to introduce her as your gf one day.....but u must have given it enough time to be true, not 2 weeks of dates but maybe a month of talking = gf.

Mr. Larry

unless predeterminded that yall are not looking for a relationship then i would say:

"No, I work for an escort service."
that'll make a smile or two

 

[Sean O]

Nice lines, d2j. Also, nice post Captain Popular; you raise a good point.

Let's keep the suggestions coming .

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

"Absolutely but [look at watch] only until 2:00. Would you like a reservation?"

 

[GatorBait]

"No, but she's working on it".

 

[Sean O]

"Absolutely but [look at watch] only until 2:00. Would you like a reservation?"

Awesome.