Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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So who's excited for the new Guns N' Roses?

Scumfrog

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I can just imagine how many "axl rose is a douche" comments this is gonna get. :crackup:

So who else is gonna blow their load when/if Chinese Democracy hits the shelves? Over 10 years in the making, over $10 million put into the record... a handful of band members came and went (including Buckethead :box: ).
The leaked tracks that have been floating around the net for the last couple months still excite me. I also just downloaded a DVD of them playing at RockAM Ring in June... just phenomenal. Anyone who says Axl can't sing anymore is clueless. He's sounding better than ever (and those cornrows are finally working for him now lol)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Desdinova

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So who else is gonna blow their load when/if Chinese Democracy hits the shelves?
I've downloaded the leaked tracks, and the ones they played live in Rio. It's nothing to cream myself over, although Madagascar is kinda cool.

Axl is still a douche though.

Also, I wouldn't get excited since Chinese Democracy still doens't have a release date. It could be another five years while they remix the fvcking album again.
 

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axl rose is a douche.


but yeah this is the phantom album, i almost think theyre just punking us here. but i havent heard any of the leaked tracks so idk.
 

Wee

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He should have stayed with slash and the other guys. I'll probably download the CD when it comes out, I don't expect much from it though.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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