"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So who's excited for the new Guns N' Roses?

Scumfrog

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I can just imagine how many "axl rose is a douche" comments this is gonna get. :crackup:

So who else is gonna blow their load when/if Chinese Democracy hits the shelves? Over 10 years in the making, over $10 million put into the record... a handful of band members came and went (including Buckethead :box: ).
The leaked tracks that have been floating around the net for the last couple months still excite me. I also just downloaded a DVD of them playing at RockAM Ring in June... just phenomenal. Anyone who says Axl can't sing anymore is clueless. He's sounding better than ever (and those cornrows are finally working for him now lol)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Desdinova

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So who else is gonna blow their load when/if Chinese Democracy hits the shelves?
I've downloaded the leaked tracks, and the ones they played live in Rio. It's nothing to cream myself over, although Madagascar is kinda cool.

Axl is still a douche though.

Also, I wouldn't get excited since Chinese Democracy still doens't have a release date. It could be another five years while they remix the fvcking album again.
 

dannowillbookem

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axl rose is a douche.


but yeah this is the phantom album, i almost think theyre just punking us here. but i havent heard any of the leaked tracks so idk.
 

Wee

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He should have stayed with slash and the other guys. I'll probably download the CD when it comes out, I don't expect much from it though.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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