"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So who's excited for the new Guns N' Roses?

Scumfrog

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I can just imagine how many "axl rose is a douche" comments this is gonna get. :crackup:

So who else is gonna blow their load when/if Chinese Democracy hits the shelves? Over 10 years in the making, over $10 million put into the record... a handful of band members came and went (including Buckethead :box: ).
The leaked tracks that have been floating around the net for the last couple months still excite me. I also just downloaded a DVD of them playing at RockAM Ring in June... just phenomenal. Anyone who says Axl can't sing anymore is clueless. He's sounding better than ever (and those cornrows are finally working for him now lol)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Desdinova

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So who else is gonna blow their load when/if Chinese Democracy hits the shelves?
I've downloaded the leaked tracks, and the ones they played live in Rio. It's nothing to cream myself over, although Madagascar is kinda cool.

Axl is still a douche though.

Also, I wouldn't get excited since Chinese Democracy still doens't have a release date. It could be another five years while they remix the fvcking album again.
 

dannowillbookem

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axl rose is a douche.


but yeah this is the phantom album, i almost think theyre just punking us here. but i havent heard any of the leaked tracks so idk.
 

Wee

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He should have stayed with slash and the other guys. I'll probably download the CD when it comes out, I don't expect much from it though.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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