"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So who on here actually has BALLS?

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Man my game is refined like a bag of flour.

I just watched the movie "Waiting" yesterday and I could see so many similarities between myself and "Monty" the ****y and brash character played by Ryan Reynolds.

I mean, I just say what the fucc I want to these chicks and they love me for it. I told a chick her pu$$y was so nasty they wouldn't even eat it on fear factor. I ended up fuccing her.

I'm sort made the transition from part time a-hole into full time a-hole and it has been great.

Basically who has the balls to talk to chicks like they would talk to one of their guy friends?

stand up.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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marpa

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I told a Korean girl I was having a rice festival and I was not going to invite her. I ended up banging her the same night.
 

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I'm dressing how i want w/o the need to consult a GQ. Baggy shorts, fitted cap, t shirts, nikes.

i'm a fuccin pimp.
 

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These girls you guys are tagging must really be a gluttion for punishment.
 

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marpa said:
I told a Korean girl I was having a rice festival and I was not going to invite her. I ended up banging her the same night.
Best pickup line ever.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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marpa

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jack knife said:
Best pickup line ever.
It was all in the moment. We were just bull****ting around, and she told me how she wasn't a typical asian girl.

"Fine, see if you get an invitation to my rice festival"
 

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I'm a man of few words. I usually just spit in girls faces and piss on her parents and she ends up shagging me there and then!
 

tmpgstx

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Lol, isn't that *the_truth*
 

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The Truth said:
I'm a man of few words. I usually just spit in girls faces and piss on her parents and she ends up shagging me there and then!
Ahh, truth through sarcasm. Gotta love it. :p
 

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RE: original post.

If you really had balls, you wouldn't ask stupid questions like that. Especially on the internet, big boy.

Yeesh.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I was out with a chick tonight and told her that I had completey lost respect for her. Actually, more to the point-- I couldn't believe that I had actually wasted my time.

She called within three minutes.

C.
 

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I must have missed the part that says "having balls is synonimous with being an ass hole".

i can see this sh!t working on 18 yr olds.
 

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LOL!

I agree. Theres a difference between C+F and being an immature little prick.
 

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marpa said:
It was all in the moment. We were just bull****ting around, and she told me how she wasn't a typical asian girl.

"Fine, see if you get an invitation to my rice festival"
In that context that's actualy a really good line. All the other ones in this thread are pretty stupid. This thread is lamo.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Girls want a guy to talk to them the same way a friend would. It's called not putting them on a pedestal. That's the reason why all AFCs think players are *******s.

I used to be like that. Then I started listening to Howard Stern and realised how he chatted up the girls that came on and just copied that. It worked wonders, girls started to want to do threesomes with me because I was a fun guy. Really weird.
 

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d9930380 said:
It worked wonders, girls started to want to do threesomes with me because I was a fun guy. Really weird.
umm.... you started talking and acting like Howard Stern and girls wanted to have 3sums with you???

Do you live on this planet?
 

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Loyalty said:
Basically who has the balls to talk to chicks like they would talk to one of their guy friends?

stand up.
I talk to chicks like I would talk to my guy friends. Thing is, I don't talk about the smell of their dìcks, but hey you have balls, question them about their penis' features, what are they gonna do about it?

Seriously, I can't see how someone could brag about being a real man on the Internet... It's pretty uncool dude
 

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Fash - Notice how he works the interview. He always keeps it sexual and fun, he keeps it about them and makes them feel good about themselves. He also does it in a way where he's not strictly coming on to them.

In the end - it's always their lead. If they like you physically, they'll take it further. It helps if you know the right kind of girls, obviously this doesn't work with church goers.

I know it's the complete opposite of being the alpha male etc etc - but seriously alot of girls just want to have a good time and a laugh. I don't really try to be the alpha male because I'm not, I don't look like one and acting like one would just be wrong. That said, you don't have to be a someone's ***** either, I now know myself and I'm confident with who I am. If that's not what she wants - well so what.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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