So who on here actually has BALLS?

[Loyalty]

Man my game is refined like a bag of flour.

I just watched the movie "Waiting" yesterday and I could see so many similarities between myself and "Monty" the ****y and brash character played by Ryan Reynolds.

I mean, I just say what the fucc I want to these chicks and they love me for it. I told a chick her pu$$y was so nasty they wouldn't even eat it on fear factor. I ended up fuccing her.

I'm sort made the transition from part time a-hole into full time a-hole and it has been great.

Basically who has the balls to talk to chicks like they would talk to one of their guy friends?

stand up.

 

[marpa]

I told a Korean girl I was having a rice festival and I was not going to invite her. I ended up banging her the same night.

 

[Loyalty]

I'm dressing how i want w/o the need to consult a GQ. Baggy shorts, fitted cap, t shirts, nikes.

i'm a fuccin pimp.

 

[tmpgstx]

These girls you guys are tagging must really be a gluttion for punishment.

 

[jack knife]

I told a Korean girl I was having a rice festival and I was not going to invite her. I ended up banging her the same night.

Best pickup line ever.

 

[marpa]

Best pickup line ever.

It was all in the moment. We were just bull****ting around, and she told me how she wasn't a typical asian girl.

"Fine, see if you get an invitation to my rice festival"

 

[The Truth]

I'm a man of few words. I usually just spit in girls faces and piss on her parents and she ends up shagging me there and then!

 

[tmpgstx]

Lol, isn't that *the_truth*

 

[manbearpig]

I'm a man of few words. I usually just spit in girls faces and piss on her parents and she ends up shagging me there and then!

Ahh, truth through sarcasm. Gotta love it.

 

[realsmoothie]

RE: original post.

If you really had balls, you wouldn't ask stupid questions like that. Especially on the internet, big boy.

Yeesh.

 

[DonJuanByNature]

good

I mean, I just say what the fucc I want to these chicks and they love me for it. I told a chick her pu$$y was so nasty they wouldn't even eat it on fear factor. I ended up fuccing her.

good... mental abuse that b.itch

 

[PowertripII]

I was out with a chick tonight and told her that I had completey lost respect for her. Actually, more to the point-- I couldn't believe that I had actually wasted my time.

She called within three minutes.

C.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

I must have missed the part that says "having balls is synonimous with being an ass hole".

i can see this sh!t working on 18 yr olds.

 

[manbearpig]

LOL!

I agree. Theres a difference between C+F and being an immature little prick.

 

[Amigu]

It was all in the moment. We were just bull****ting around, and she told me how she wasn't a typical asian girl.

"Fine, see if you get an invitation to my rice festival"

In that context that's actualy a really good line. All the other ones in this thread are pretty stupid. This thread is lamo.

 

[d9930380]

Girls want a guy to talk to them the same way a friend would. It's called not putting them on a pedestal. That's the reason why all AFCs think players are *******s.

I used to be like that. Then I started listening to Howard Stern and realised how he chatted up the girls that came on and just copied that. It worked wonders, girls started to want to do threesomes with me because I was a fun guy. Really weird.

 

[virtual_insanity]

i have balls sometimes, other times i don't

 

[Fash]

It worked wonders, girls started to want to do threesomes with me because I was a fun guy. Really weird.

umm.... you started talking and acting like Howard Stern and girls wanted to have 3sums with you???

Do you live on this planet?

 

[Adone]

Basically who has the balls to talk to chicks like they would talk to one of their guy friends?

stand up.

I talk to chicks like I would talk to my guy friends. Thing is, I don't talk about the smell of their dìcks, but hey you have balls, question them about their penis' features, what are they gonna do about it?

Seriously, I can't see how someone could brag about being a real man on the Internet... It's pretty uncool dude

 

[d9930380]

Fash - Notice how he works the interview. He always keeps it sexual and fun, he keeps it about them and makes them feel good about themselves. He also does it in a way where he's not strictly coming on to them.

In the end - it's always their lead. If they like you physically, they'll take it further. It helps if you know the right kind of girls, obviously this doesn't work with church goers.

I know it's the complete opposite of being the alpha male etc etc - but seriously alot of girls just want to have a good time and a laugh. I don't really try to be the alpha male because I'm not, I don't look like one and acting like one would just be wrong. That said, you don't have to be a someone's ***** either, I now know myself and I'm confident with who I am. If that's not what she wants - well so what.