"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So what's up with Rocket Man.....????...

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Big homie Kim definitely 'bout that ride-or-die life.....

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I thought this thread was about the Elton John movie...
 

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Actually, Kim Jong Un might be either dead or in a vegetative state. War might break out on the Korean peninsula.....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Xenom0rph

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Better if we have them on our side then China and Russia
A unified Korea will be an economic and technological powerhouse that would rival Japan. Combine N Korea's metal deposits and S Korea's tech savvy and the US would have a powerful ally to hold back China and Russia....
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You gotta appreciate the ideology of detached from reality people, we gotta help n.korea by starving it and bombing the sht out of it. Then you call them evil for getting nukes and delivery vehicles.
 

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You gotta appreciate the ideology of detached from reality people, we gotta help n.korea by starving it and bombing the sht out of it. Then you call them evil for getting nukes and delivery vehicles.
And how else do you suggest we liberate them? I'm all ears
 

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Yes, he has reappeared…
He disappeared from view a few years back for a foot surgery also.
He’s obese, smokes like mad, drinks like a fish, can barely walk without breathing hard, and supposedly works 12-15 hour days.
Party's hard, works hard, but he needs a healthier lifestyle or he will be gone sooner than most men…
He’s the only one that can change his life though, if others try to tell him, they risk disappearance by death.
 

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Don't forget the meth and heroin. Great Leader gets all the drugs he wants. He's like walter white to china with the national meth making business they have going on.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A unified Korea would be a very powerful alley for us , but not against Russia. I have said before that the world is headed for another world war and Russia is going to be our alley in that war. Our enemy, especially our greatest enemy in this war will be China.
 

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Don't forget the meth and heroin. Great Leader gets all the drugs he wants. He's like walter white to china with the national meth making business they have going on.
Ah yes, the crystal meth production. It keeps the public happy when they can’t get enough food. For the peasants, not great leader. He already has more of everything that he needs…
 

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The one compliment I have for Rocket Man is this: he's got an amazing head of hair..... Dude is 36 but has the hairline of a 13 year old kid.... It's incredible....

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A unified Korea would be a very powerful alley for us , but not against Russia. I have said before that the world is headed for another world war and Russia is going to be our alley in that war. Our enemy, especially our greatest enemy in this war will be China.
America alone could easly decimate China, even the tiny nation of Mongolia conquered all of China for hundreds of years, then thr Manchurians then the Chinese got beaten and humilated by the Japanese.

If it wasn't for the war against America, Japan alone would have easly decimated all of China.

Keep in mind that after America left vietnam, China invaded them as well and lost pretty badly.


China is a paper Tiger
 
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