"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So what's up with Rocket Man.....????...
- Thread starter Xenom0rph
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Georgepithyou
Banned
lamath
Master Don Juan
No !
N-Korea is lacking one crucial thing.....
Oil
Sadly its probably why they were left alone all that time.
N Korea has tremendous deposits of previous metals though.... We need a unified Korea allied with the US and Japan....
Georgepithyou
Banned
Better if we have them on our side then China and Russia
A unified Korea will be an economic and technological powerhouse that would rival Japan. Combine N Korea's metal deposits and S Korea's tech savvy and the US would have a powerful ally to hold back China and Russia....
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
backseatjuan
Banned
Georgepithyou
Banned
And how else do you suggest we liberate them? I'm all ears
He disappeared from view a few years back for a foot surgery also.
He’s obese, smokes like mad, drinks like a fish, can barely walk without breathing hard, and supposedly works 12-15 hour days.
Party's hard, works hard, but he needs a healthier lifestyle or he will be gone sooner than most men…
He’s the only one that can change his life though, if others try to tell him, they risk disappearance by death.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Ah yes, the crystal meth production. It keeps the public happy when they can’t get enough food. For the peasants, not great leader. He already has more of everything that he needs…
Georgepithyou
Banned
America alone could easly decimate China, even the tiny nation of Mongolia conquered all of China for hundreds of years, then thr Manchurians then the Chinese got beaten and humilated by the Japanese.
If it wasn't for the war against America, Japan alone would have easly decimated all of China.
Keep in mind that after America left vietnam, China invaded them as well and lost pretty badly.
China is a paper Tiger