MikeYikes122
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2005 Subaru Impreza WRX First Gen, tinted windows, bright shade of red... and yes everyone I drive by thinks I'm Asian.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
So, What're You Driving?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
If it makes you feel any better, I can't driveslitherjef said:So I need a car to have game
I own a 1990 Silverado 2500. It gets 10 mpg... I only drive that truck when I meet chicks or haul **** around. Driving a V8... Jeez.. The power feels great! Love trucks!
I've also got a 1999 Ford Taurus SE, which I'm selling now and hoping to get the money from that, combine it with what I have saved, and upgrade to a better car.
I've also got a 1999 Ford Taurus SE, which I'm selling now and hoping to get the money from that, combine it with what I have saved, and upgrade to a better car.
KarmaSutra
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slitherjef said:So I need a car to have game
Fvck no. Man, disregard that unpronouncable bastard. He is nothing and no one.
If you're confident in yourself and comfortable with your decisions you can pick up hot women tooling around town in late 80's roller skates.
The ones with the orange wheels . . .
Fvck. I'm old.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Nygard
Senior Don Juan
Before you read this post and think "Oh.. average drive", read where I live. The price of a 350Z for example, which would be around 35.000 (70 million pesos) at worst, costs 150.000 dollars (300 millions).
I drive a Toyota Hilux, which is as big as the Tundra and is somewhat alike, that's my familiy car and we cant really afford one for myself.
When I need a personal car, I ask my relative about this Dodge Charger R/T 1971. The car is a BEAST. Makes little children point to it and women swoon, and I love the gutural scream of it's V8. A real man's drive. However, it's not something I'd drive dialy, because gas here is more expensive then in the US (around the equivalent 4.50 per gallon)thanks for your attention, and BTw, congratulations about your cars, most of them are awesome.
I drive a Toyota Hilux, which is as big as the Tundra and is somewhat alike, that's my familiy car and we cant really afford one for myself.
When I need a personal car, I ask my relative about this Dodge Charger R/T 1971. The car is a BEAST. Makes little children point to it and women swoon, and I love the gutural scream of it's V8. A real man's drive. However, it's not something I'd drive dialy, because gas here is more expensive then in the US (around the equivalent 4.50 per gallon)thanks for your attention, and BTw, congratulations about your cars, most of them are awesome.
turbodiesel? I wish they offered them in the States. They look bad :moon: lifted. http://www.pickuptruck.com/IMAGES/stories/arctic/hilux5.jpgNygard said:
TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
For fun...
--74 Olds 98 Regency 2dr Hardtop, all original, clean as whistle, Rocket 455. His name is Huggy Bear, biatch.
--69 Roadrunner, all original, clean as a whistle, 440 Magnum.
Huggy Bear turns heads.
next on the list is something like this,
http://www.chicagoclassiccars.com/inventory_show.asp?stknum=CE75KP
but i'll put some huge Texas Longhorns on the front.
--74 Olds 98 Regency 2dr Hardtop, all original, clean as whistle, Rocket 455. His name is Huggy Bear, biatch.
--69 Roadrunner, all original, clean as a whistle, 440 Magnum.
Huggy Bear turns heads.
next on the list is something like this,
http://www.chicagoclassiccars.com/inventory_show.asp?stknum=CE75KP
but i'll put some huge Texas Longhorns on the front.
Nygard
Senior Don Juan
Yep, Turbodiesel!
Also, Berlex, that it's usual height. the only mod that truck has are the big snow tires and the headlights. It's a blast driving it.
Also, Berlex, that it's usual height. the only mod that truck has are the big snow tires and the headlights. It's a blast driving it.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Almost 300 hp at the wheels.
sweet
sweet