LucidDreamer
Don Juan
Uh, don't you mean the X5, the M5 is a sports car, didn't mean to break your back
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
So, What're You Driving?
- Thread starter sgt_king
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
GlutusMaximus86
Master Don Juan
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95 Saturn SL2 with 239,075 miles on it.
First thing people notice about it: The wheels, (I had to replace the original factory wheels about a year ago, I picked the cheapest ones I could find and they just happened to be really good looking aluminum wheels), the stereo (cassete head unit, 10 disc MP3 Cd Changer, and Rockford speakers), the mileage and the fact that it still runs pretty good.
What it says about me: Not really sure. Packrat maybe?
It's definately not a very impressive car, but I still love it and will have a hard time letting it go when that day finally comes. For my next car I'd definately like to buy a hybrid, or something that is really low on gas mileage.
Also my backup car is 94 Dodge Ram 2500 (Cummins Turbo Diseal). Fun to drive every now and then but I'm not that into driving big ass trucks. Also for some strange reason, the horn on this truck is extremly weak. Why dodge put such a weak horn on such a big and powerful vehicle is beyond me.
First thing people notice about it: The wheels, (I had to replace the original factory wheels about a year ago, I picked the cheapest ones I could find and they just happened to be really good looking aluminum wheels), the stereo (cassete head unit, 10 disc MP3 Cd Changer, and Rockford speakers), the mileage and the fact that it still runs pretty good.
What it says about me: Not really sure. Packrat maybe?
It's definately not a very impressive car, but I still love it and will have a hard time letting it go when that day finally comes
. For my next car I'd definately like to buy a hybrid, or something that is really low on gas mileage. Also my backup car is 94 Dodge Ram 2500 (Cummins Turbo Diseal). Fun to drive every now and then but I'm not that into driving big ass trucks. Also for some strange reason, the horn on this truck is extremly weak. Why dodge put such a weak horn on such a big and powerful vehicle is beyond me.
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Cheatz
Senior Don Juan
Nissan 200sx S14a 1997 (SR20DET)
Right now it's stock, and I had an accident a few days ago but it should look good in a few months time
Right now it's stock, and I had an accident a few days ago but it should look good in a few months time
crazysheep4
Don Juan
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1993 chevy camaro m5 with t-tops, all i know is ive gotten looks from jus about every girl in my school when its sunny and the tops are off good times
good timesTryin to Grow a Chin
Master Don Juan
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Now it's time to discover that selling out and betraying your principles for snatch is sheer death to your integrity. If you're willing to buy into the ongoing brainwashing of American society, you don't deserve to spread your seed in the first place.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
95 chevy s10
1st car ahem truck ever
1st car ahem truck ever
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
This is my sweet ride:
http://bike29.com/blog/uploaded_images/IMG_1381-758416.JPG
Definately gets the chicks wet (due to its effect on my physique).
http://bike29.com/blog/uploaded_images/IMG_1381-758416.JPG
Definately gets the chicks wet (due to its effect on my physique).
slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
A bus.
Yup
Looks like I will not be getting any anytime soon, huh
Yup
Looks like I will not be getting any anytime soon, huh
meitenesrigas
Senior Don Juan
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You just got no game.slitherjef said:
http://www.hereinreality.com/more_funny_pics/albums/userpics/10001/pimp_school_bus~0.jpg
How my lair (of one) rolls. You should see the interior. It is as furry as one of Mystery's hats.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
KarmaSutra
Banned
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Christ Rollo why not just roll up in a fvcking Abrams tank!
Sweet ride brother :rockon:
Here is the Karmic Sled:
Saturn ION 3 Redline:
Mine has the upgraded aluminum rims and Bose stereo system.
Sweet ride brother :rockon:
Here is the Karmic Sled:
Saturn ION 3 Redline:
Mine has the upgraded aluminum rims and Bose stereo system.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
old picture.wolf116 said:
I've already changed the rims. Got a new grille too.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
Beat up 98 Stock Neon
car of the decade (sarcasam )
car of the decade (sarcasam
)"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
0-60 in about three seconds and 165+ mph is a rush:
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x252/dotheopposite/R1crop.jpg
After having gotten into bikes, pretty much every car I could ever afford felt slow, so I went for looks and handling over speed and got a non-turbo Stealth RT. The dohc V6 gives great low-end torque for a V6. It will rape most single-cam V6s stoplight-to-stoplight and at least hang with most V8s off the line. The low and wide stance of the Stealth also makes it corner well. It's a fun car
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x252/dotheopposite/HPIM0202.jpg
Every woman so far has loved the Stealth. It is damn sexy for a $3,000 car.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x252/dotheopposite/R1crop.jpg
After having gotten into bikes, pretty much every car I could ever afford felt slow, so I went for looks and handling over speed and got a non-turbo Stealth RT. The dohc V6 gives great low-end torque for a V6. It will rape most single-cam V6s stoplight-to-stoplight and at least hang with most V8s off the line. The low and wide stance of the Stealth also makes it corner well. It's a fun car
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x252/dotheopposite/HPIM0202.jpg
Every woman so far has loved the Stealth. It is damn sexy for a $3,000 car.
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Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Guy Incognito
Don Juan
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2004 Mazda 6. Totally stock everything.
slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
So I need a car to have gamemeitenesrigas said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.