LucidDreamer
Don Juan
Uh, don't you mean the X5, the M5 is a sports car, didn't mean to break your back
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
So, What're You Driving?
- Thread starter sgt_king
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
GlutusMaximus86
Master Don Juan
- Joined
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95 Saturn SL2 with 239,075 miles on it.
First thing people notice about it: The wheels, (I had to replace the original factory wheels about a year ago, I picked the cheapest ones I could find and they just happened to be really good looking aluminum wheels), the stereo (cassete head unit, 10 disc MP3 Cd Changer, and Rockford speakers), the mileage and the fact that it still runs pretty good.
What it says about me: Not really sure. Packrat maybe?
It's definately not a very impressive car, but I still love it and will have a hard time letting it go when that day finally comes. For my next car I'd definately like to buy a hybrid, or something that is really low on gas mileage.
Also my backup car is 94 Dodge Ram 2500 (Cummins Turbo Diseal). Fun to drive every now and then but I'm not that into driving big ass trucks. Also for some strange reason, the horn on this truck is extremly weak. Why dodge put such a weak horn on such a big and powerful vehicle is beyond me.
First thing people notice about it: The wheels, (I had to replace the original factory wheels about a year ago, I picked the cheapest ones I could find and they just happened to be really good looking aluminum wheels), the stereo (cassete head unit, 10 disc MP3 Cd Changer, and Rockford speakers), the mileage and the fact that it still runs pretty good.
What it says about me: Not really sure. Packrat maybe?
It's definately not a very impressive car, but I still love it and will have a hard time letting it go when that day finally comes
. For my next car I'd definately like to buy a hybrid, or something that is really low on gas mileage. Also my backup car is 94 Dodge Ram 2500 (Cummins Turbo Diseal). Fun to drive every now and then but I'm not that into driving big ass trucks. Also for some strange reason, the horn on this truck is extremly weak. Why dodge put such a weak horn on such a big and powerful vehicle is beyond me.
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Cheatz
Senior Don Juan
Nissan 200sx S14a 1997 (SR20DET)
Right now it's stock, and I had an accident a few days ago but it should look good in a few months time
Right now it's stock, and I had an accident a few days ago but it should look good in a few months time
crazysheep4
Don Juan
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1993 chevy camaro m5 with t-tops, all i know is ive gotten looks from jus about every girl in my school when its sunny and the tops are off good times
good timesTryin to Grow a Chin
Master Don Juan
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Now it's time to discover that selling out and betraying your principles for snatch is sheer death to your integrity. If you're willing to buy into the ongoing brainwashing of American society, you don't deserve to spread your seed in the first place.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
95 chevy s10
1st car ahem truck ever
1st car ahem truck ever
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
This is my sweet ride:
http://bike29.com/blog/uploaded_images/IMG_1381-758416.JPG
Definately gets the chicks wet (due to its effect on my physique).
http://bike29.com/blog/uploaded_images/IMG_1381-758416.JPG
Definately gets the chicks wet (due to its effect on my physique).
slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
A bus.
Yup
Looks like I will not be getting any anytime soon, huh
Yup
Looks like I will not be getting any anytime soon, huh
meitenesrigas
Senior Don Juan
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You just got no game.slitherjef said:
http://www.hereinreality.com/more_funny_pics/albums/userpics/10001/pimp_school_bus~0.jpg
How my lair (of one) rolls. You should see the interior. It is as furry as one of Mystery's hats.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
KarmaSutra
Banned
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Christ Rollo why not just roll up in a fvcking Abrams tank!
Sweet ride brother :rockon:
Here is the Karmic Sled:
Saturn ION 3 Redline:
Mine has the upgraded aluminum rims and Bose stereo system.
Sweet ride brother :rockon:
Here is the Karmic Sled:
Saturn ION 3 Redline:
Mine has the upgraded aluminum rims and Bose stereo system.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
old picture.wolf116 said:
I've already changed the rims. Got a new grille too.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
Beat up 98 Stock Neon
car of the decade (sarcasam )
car of the decade (sarcasam
)"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
0-60 in about three seconds and 165+ mph is a rush:
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x252/dotheopposite/R1crop.jpg
After having gotten into bikes, pretty much every car I could ever afford felt slow, so I went for looks and handling over speed and got a non-turbo Stealth RT. The dohc V6 gives great low-end torque for a V6. It will rape most single-cam V6s stoplight-to-stoplight and at least hang with most V8s off the line. The low and wide stance of the Stealth also makes it corner well. It's a fun car
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x252/dotheopposite/HPIM0202.jpg
Every woman so far has loved the Stealth. It is damn sexy for a $3,000 car.
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x252/dotheopposite/R1crop.jpg
After having gotten into bikes, pretty much every car I could ever afford felt slow, so I went for looks and handling over speed and got a non-turbo Stealth RT. The dohc V6 gives great low-end torque for a V6. It will rape most single-cam V6s stoplight-to-stoplight and at least hang with most V8s off the line. The low and wide stance of the Stealth also makes it corner well. It's a fun car
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x252/dotheopposite/HPIM0202.jpg
Every woman so far has loved the Stealth. It is damn sexy for a $3,000 car.
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Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Guy Incognito
Don Juan
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2004 Mazda 6. Totally stock everything.
slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
So I need a car to have gamemeitenesrigas said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.