"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So...We Finally Separated/Broke Up

Frank2500

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For those of you who've been following the story of my little fling with the lady I met at my gym, she and I finally and quite predictably split about three days ago. Since marriage is what's on her mind and I had let her know I was honestly neither mentally nor psychologically prepared for such a commitment at the moment...she said in response that every woman in her age range (30s) does aspire to get married and that she wasn't any longer in her 20s to be able to settle for the kind of casual relationship where two people simply have fun and then part ways afterward. I perfectly understood her own perspective. We split in good terms after I gave her a good pounding last weekend and we agreed to remain friends.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Scaramouche

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Dear Frank,
Just play it cool mate,you haven't pounded this sweetie for the last time!
 
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