"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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So Suave's definition of "feminine"?

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Now we all know the true definition of "feminine" but I'd like to know what So Suave's definition of the word means to them because from what I get when posters say they want a "feminine" chick they're really meaning chicks who just submissively spread their legs for them on command and obey their every word.

Since most posters feel all or most women are slvts and you can't trust any of them from the vast experience of the boards..How in the hell would you know how to treat a feminine chick if you were to wind up with one?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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whatever man they all look the same from behind
 

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a girl with big juggs and a nice frothy gath
 

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( . )( . ) said:
Any post made by HumbleMangina ?

Edit: But seriously maybe it's time for a break from SS for a little bit eh tiger? This much cognitive dissonance can't be healthy.

^^^Sez the permanent implant A.K.A “Victoria So Suave Secret’s” personal man boobs.^^^

Face it. Chicks aren't your cup of tea ol boy. Time for you to crawl back up the Man-O-Sphincter! Good day.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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( . )( . ) said:
You sound mad humblemangina. The trolls mask accidentally slipped again?



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What?
I can't help it if you've been too busy for So Suave these days washing the dishes in your apron and high heels like a good lil cuckold. No wonder you pull the "extra manly" act on the forums..hahaha!
 

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HumbleNinja said:
I can't help it if you've been too busy for So Suave these days washing the dishes in your apron and high heels like a good lil cuckold. No wonder you pull the "extra manly" act on the forums..hahaha!
I thought cuckolds didn't exist? Like alfa fux/beta bux, now also feminine women apparently and the whole other slew of "controversial" topics you've been trying hard but failing to create.

Leave the attention horing to backbreaker mate, you suck at it. At least he can pull it off without sounding like an angry fat chick.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=2116981&postcount=29
 

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I thought cuckolds didn't exist? Like alfa fux/beta bux, now also feminine women apparently and the whole other slew of "controversial" topics you've been trying hard but failing to create.

Leave the attention horing to backbreaker mate, you suck at it. At least he can pull it off without sounding like an angry fat chick.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=2116981&postcount=29

Like I've said. Yes their ARE dudes who get hot chicks off looks, status etc. like their are dudes who pay chicks to like them.

That "alpha fux, beta bucks" gets thrown out to mean "anyone who pays for anything with a chick is "beta", any dude who gets married is "beta", yet dudes who don't automatically are "Alphas" fvcking everything in their path.

In certain situations "alpha fux beta bucks" may apply. But they way it gets thrown out is ridiculous.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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