"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So Suave's definition of "feminine"?

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Now we all know the true definition of "feminine" but I'd like to know what So Suave's definition of the word means to them because from what I get when posters say they want a "feminine" chick they're really meaning chicks who just submissively spread their legs for them on command and obey their every word.

Since most posters feel all or most women are slvts and you can't trust any of them from the vast experience of the boards..How in the hell would you know how to treat a feminine chick if you were to wind up with one?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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whatever man they all look the same from behind
 

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a girl with big juggs and a nice frothy gath
 

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( . )( . ) said:
Any post made by HumbleMangina ?

Edit: But seriously maybe it's time for a break from SS for a little bit eh tiger? This much cognitive dissonance can't be healthy.

^^^Sez the permanent implant A.K.A “Victoria So Suave Secret’s” personal man boobs.^^^

Face it. Chicks aren't your cup of tea ol boy. Time for you to crawl back up the Man-O-Sphincter! Good day.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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( . )( . ) said:
You sound mad humblemangina. The trolls mask accidentally slipped again?



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What?
I can't help it if you've been too busy for So Suave these days washing the dishes in your apron and high heels like a good lil cuckold. No wonder you pull the "extra manly" act on the forums..hahaha!
 

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HumbleNinja said:
I can't help it if you've been too busy for So Suave these days washing the dishes in your apron and high heels like a good lil cuckold. No wonder you pull the "extra manly" act on the forums..hahaha!
I thought cuckolds didn't exist? Like alfa fux/beta bux, now also feminine women apparently and the whole other slew of "controversial" topics you've been trying hard but failing to create.

Leave the attention horing to backbreaker mate, you suck at it. At least he can pull it off without sounding like an angry fat chick.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=2116981&postcount=29
 

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I thought cuckolds didn't exist? Like alfa fux/beta bux, now also feminine women apparently and the whole other slew of "controversial" topics you've been trying hard but failing to create.

Leave the attention horing to backbreaker mate, you suck at it. At least he can pull it off without sounding like an angry fat chick.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showpost.php?p=2116981&postcount=29

Like I've said. Yes their ARE dudes who get hot chicks off looks, status etc. like their are dudes who pay chicks to like them.

That "alpha fux, beta bucks" gets thrown out to mean "anyone who pays for anything with a chick is "beta", any dude who gets married is "beta", yet dudes who don't automatically are "Alphas" fvcking everything in their path.

In certain situations "alpha fux beta bucks" may apply. But they way it gets thrown out is ridiculous.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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