"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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So silly it works

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I'm not going to take credit for this because I didn't make it up, but I've used it with great success. Go up to a girl and ask, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" After she says she doesn't know, say, "Heavy enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm _____." They laugh every time.

I'm more partial to the whole, simple, "What's up, I'm _____, what's your name?", but it's fun to change up your routine once in awhile.

If you can make a girl laugh (on first impression), you're 2/3rds of the way of getting into her pants. The rest is keeping cool, calm, and confident.

I'm thinking of making a journal of all my exploits. Let me know how y'all feel/would be interested to read that.

(You can read my current journal in my profile).

~Rx
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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are u sure that works??
that line reminded me of a common corny joke.

"what time is it? time for you to get a watch!" LOL
 
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lol, yea I thought it sounded a little corney too, but I think it'll make some girls laugh (which makes it all good) and others will just be like thats not funny, go away, I suppose i'd have to try it out a few times to get a feel for how good it is
 
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lol, yea I thought it sounded a little corney too, but I think it'll make some girls laugh (which makes it all good) and others will just be like thats not funny, go away, I suppose i'd have to try it out a few times to get a feel for how good it is
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think I'll stick with "Damn! - You look almost as good as I do!"
 
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This reminds me of a time....I was like 12-13....kinda cute little kid. So anyways, I'm at camp and this pretty girl...18 maybe, bumped into me coming out of a bathroom. She had this spark in her eye and......

her: "hey cutie, you got the time?"
me: "it's almost noon."
her: "no I meant, do you have the time for me."
me::eek:
her: hehe, cya.

That's some *****y ****. I think I was traumatized.
 
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hahaha Red, where the hell did u pull that one out of? I like it, I can see myself trying it to get a good laugh ;) but like you, i am confident with "hi, Im Oxide"

Yeah man, post a book of exploits, i read some of your stuff and it was pretty good. Keep it up bro.

-Ox
 
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