So silly it works

[REd-xL]

I'm not going to take credit for this because I didn't make it up, but I've used it with great success. Go up to a girl and ask, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" After she says she doesn't know, say, "Heavy enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm _____." They laugh every time.

I'm more partial to the whole, simple, "What's up, I'm _____, what's your name?", but it's fun to change up your routine once in awhile.

If you can make a girl laugh (on first impression), you're 2/3rds of the way of getting into her pants. The rest is keeping cool, calm, and confident.

I'm thinking of making a journal of all my exploits. Let me know how y'all feel/would be interested to read that.

(You can read my current journal in my profile).

~Rx

 

[Sisko]

Yeah I'm interested in your journal.

 

[ScrewIt]

are u sure that works??
that line reminded me of a common corny joke.

"what time is it? time for you to get a watch!" LOL

 

[Kourt]

lol, yea I thought it sounded a little corney too, but I think it'll make some girls laugh (which makes it all good) and others will just be like thats not funny, go away, I suppose i'd have to try it out a few times to get a feel for how good it is

 

[Kourt]

lol, yea I thought it sounded a little corney too, but I think it'll make some girls laugh (which makes it all good) and others will just be like thats not funny, go away, I suppose i'd have to try it out a few times to get a feel for how good it is

 

[Derek Flint]

I think I'll stick with "Damn! - You look almost as good as I do!"

 

[AFK Protector]

This reminds me of a time....I was like 12-13....kinda cute little kid. So anyways, I'm at camp and this pretty girl...18 maybe, bumped into me coming out of a bathroom. She had this spark in her eye and......

her: "hey cutie, you got the time?"
me: "it's almost noon."
her: "no I meant, do you have the time for me."
me:
her: hehe, cya.

That's some *****y ****. I think I was traumatized.

 

[Oxide]

hahaha Red, where the hell did u pull that one out of? I like it, I can see myself trying it to get a good laugh but like you, i am confident with "hi, Im Oxide"

Yeah man, post a book of exploits, i read some of your stuff and it was pretty good. Keep it up bro.

-Ox