"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So my Dad called me a "monster." Need some guidance

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ShizamDaMan

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KarmaSutra said:
I'm lucky as fvck to have my Pop.
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Damn straight. By that description, I want to go sarge with your dad! :p

My old man used to be a bit of a player back in the 70's. My uncle told me how he and my dad used to fake that they were huge oil tycoons at a nice, public restaurant/bar/whatever. Girls would come up to them and introduce themselves, and then they would have an easy in.

I wish I had an accent like they do. It's pretty wrong, but then again who said gold digging hoes need respect anyway?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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as long as your out on your own, I would do what others have said and simply cut off all contact with the parents...you can spend that extra time with your LTRs


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