So my Dad called me a "monster." Need some guidance

[ShizamDaMan]

I'm lucky as fvck to have my Pop.

Damn straight. By that description, I want to go sarge with your dad!

My old man used to be a bit of a player back in the 70's. My uncle told me how he and my dad used to fake that they were huge oil tycoons at a nice, public restaurant/bar/whatever. Girls would come up to them and introduce themselves, and then they would have an easy in.

I wish I had an accent like they do. It's pretty wrong, but then again who said gold digging hoes need respect anyway?

 

[Snapple]

as long as your out on your own, I would do what others have said and simply cut off all contact with the parents...you can spend that extra time with your LTRs


booyah