"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So I wake up to find my car saran wrapped and window painted!

Vice

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So I wake up and find my car saran wrapped and window painted with things like "I just came out of the closet" and "black penis is the best penis"!

LOL

It made my morning! I took a picture without the saran wrap. It was obviously written by a girl, but I have no idea who would have gone through the thought and effort of doing this to me.

And I'm glad that this is all they did, they could have slashed my tires and keyed my car if they really hated me.

The only trouble is that my parents left the house long before I did, so when they come back it's going to be kind of awkward LOL

Great story to tell my friends and girls :)

I was also thinking of putting it up on my myspace and facebook, what do you think?
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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guywhoneedshelp

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Something like this happen to me a couple of months ago.

I could tell it was a female. There were multiple colors written. Things like "master baiter" with a fish drawn, plauged my windshield. On the sides of the car things like "Keep jackin'" and "I touch myself" were written.

It was something that didn't even have a topic or meaning to me. I couldn't even guess who had done it but I could tell it was feminine. $10 at the car wash is what it took to fix the mess.

VdoubleR has a good idea. I eventually went on tell some of the neighborhood people that I would be pressing the play button on my hidden camera system to find out who it was. (I don't actually have security cameras) I think word got out to the person who did it and it prevented them from doing it again.
 

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Funny stuff, man.
I think you should put the pic on your myspace/facebook with a caption like: "Finger prints are currently being analyzed by the police" lol see what reactions you get.

Definitely a great story to tell the friends and the girls.

-VdoubleR
 

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I don't get it.

Why would you have a goofy smile on your face when someone did this sh1t to your car?! I would still be pissed if someone vandalized my vehicle.

You better hope it was some stranger, because if it was someone you knew (which it probably was), you should sue their asses for vandalizing your property. It doesn't look like the work of just girls, they wouldn't have the balls to do this alone (pun very much so intended).
 

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LMFAO.

I had **** like this happen to me at work. I'd get there and somebody wrote something like "KY Jelly Storage" on my locked filing cabinet in dry marker :p (i was pretty much the only person in the building other than managers with privacy in their work.)

jealousy i guess, though sometimes it would get personal. HR got involved more than once.

I salute your easygoing nature about it! and YES, post it on your facebook/myspace/blog and say something about investigating who did it (jokingly though).
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You're taking it to an an extreme DJDamage. lol
This was obviously a prank, all in good nature. If someone hated you they wouldnt have gone through the trouble of wasting time and effort doing stuff like that to a car. It's much easier to just slash your tires and throw a bucket of paint on your car. Of course, if you do find out who it is, and they happen to be rich. By all means sue their ass and juice them for everything they got. Plead everything in the book including but not limited to emotional damage and inability to go to work =P
 
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