"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So I tried to call her...

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And I got this weird electrical static. What does this mean? She give me a fake/wrong number? Her phone turned off? Her phone out of service? I'd like to know what this means.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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call her again 2morrow
 
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I got a number from a girl last night and it says that the cell phone is out of service. Could it be that her phone needs charging or is turned off?

Thanks in advance.
 
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guitaronfire411 said:
I got a number from a girl last night and it says that the cell phone is out of service. Could it be that her phone needs charging or is turned off?

Thanks in advance.
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well, no. if its charging or turned off it would go right to her voice mail.

it depends when you got the number, it could be out of service if the number is 1-2 weeks old or more. she could have forgotten to pay her bill or something.

but if she gave you the number yesterday, it's probably fake.
 
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ElStud said:
And I got this weird electrical static. What does this mean? She give me a fake/wrong number? Her phone turned off? Her phone out of service? I'd like to know what this means.
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It probably means NEXT!

Don't feel bad, one time I called a girl and it was the Fire Department.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

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