Fenderules
Master Don Juan
anyway in anycase, i think i'v had my fun and now its best to find somebody a little more sane. I just thought it would be fun to fool around with some crazy chick for a bit.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Why do you have a bite on the "back" of your neck? Was she ****ing you in the ass? If so, then your night was even more interesting as a result, eh? :crackup::moon:Fenderules said:She was on top and did all the work.
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She also bit me REALLY hard and now i got this huge as bite mark on the back of my neck.
anyway it was quite the interesting night
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
satya said:Why do you have a bite on the "back" of your neck? Was she ****ing you in the ass? If so, then your night was even more interesting as a result, eh? :crackup::moon:
ryannath said:Glad you ended it man. I don't think I could go out and bang a freak like that, who likes to fvck at cemetaries and one's that get off there and under full moons. I would seriously be afraid that she would try some weird human sacrifice **** or some voodoo and try to kill me..lol.
Megabf said:how disrespectful.
i would never do such a thing. have respect for the dead you fiend!!!