Fenderules
Master Don Juan
anyway in anycase, i think i'v had my fun and now its best to find somebody a little more sane. I just thought it would be fun to fool around with some crazy chick for a bit.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
so i nailed a chick in a cemetary
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
yeah i ended it. she tried making me jelous saying she was going outta town and maby get ****ed....... she sent it in an e-mail. So i just wrote back... have fun......im good on that and dont feel like catching anythign..guess your too much of a slut for me...cya around
that was about it.
that was about it.
Glad you ended it man. I don't think I could go out and bang a freak like that, who likes to fvck at cemetaries and one's that get off there and under full moons. I would seriously be afraid that she would try some weird human sacrifice **** or some voodoo and try to kill me..lol.
Why do you have a bite on the "back" of your neck? Was she ****ing you in the ass? If so, then your night was even more interesting as a result, eh? :crackup::moon:Fenderules said:She was on top and did all the work.
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She also bit me REALLY hard and now i got this huge as bite mark on the back of my neck.
anyway it was quite the interesting night
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
satya said:Why do you have a bite on the "back" of your neck? Was she ****ing you in the ass? If so, then your night was even more interesting as a result, eh? :crackup::moon:
yeah, nothing is going in my ass.
she grabbed me and just bit me for the sake of biting me hard.
I got her back.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
ryannath said:Glad you ended it man. I don't think I could go out and bang a freak like that, who likes to fvck at cemetaries and one's that get off there and under full moons. I would seriously be afraid that she would try some weird human sacrifice **** or some voodoo and try to kill me..lol.
yeah i wasnt afraid of that haha. Sadly i'v met people far more freaky than her.
but i just ended it cause she is a slut, and all i wanted to do was bang her, and soon as she pulled the bs......i bailed. simple.
i might bang her once in a while if im bored. Either way i get that slutty vibe from this girlz so there is a big turn off. I was hoping to get her and another girl togethor but it seems to much of a hassle. I dont want no herpes or anything either, so i'll just prolly let it go.
she's got some hot friends that want a piece of me....so i dunno haha.
I'v had some fun and now i think im gonna go back to looking for a normal girl who is interested in more than just ****ing, and somebody i can trust.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
Megabf said:how disrespectful.
i would never do such a thing. have respect for the dead you fiend!!!
yeah i got bashed for that.
its not like i was doing it on top of a grave or anything.
We did it in a grass field nearby and on a few benches, or by the cemetary in my car.