Fenderules
Master Don Juan
lol
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
so i nailed a chick in a cemetary
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
well last night i turned 21, and it was my b-day.
Went to a metal show with her and it was awesome.
All night i rubbed my **** all over her, we were horny as hell.
One of her old friend freaked me out though. He kept following us around, I dunno if he nailed her b4 or not, he joined the navy and came back for a couple weeks. I'v seen him around before and he knows people i know. I naturally assumed that he had ****ed her and was following us around, she said she didn, doesn't matter. Either way the guy was kinda a weirdo. I was gonna heat things up but he was there so i didnt feel like getting into a fight with a navy guy.
anyway he ran off.
so after the concert we went down to a park (not a cemetary haha) and hike around a bit.
Since it was my b-day she dress hot as hell, wearing a garter, stockings and a short skirt.
So she pulled up her skirt and we just started ****ing on a bench. I just kept it hard and she did all the work. I just sat there and enjoyed it.
15 minutes later, we hike to another spot, **** more.
then we go back to my car cause it started getting cold, and ****ed outside around my car, and then in my car.
Good b-day overall thats for sure.
Went to a metal show with her and it was awesome.
All night i rubbed my **** all over her, we were horny as hell.
One of her old friend freaked me out though. He kept following us around, I dunno if he nailed her b4 or not, he joined the navy and came back for a couple weeks. I'v seen him around before and he knows people i know. I naturally assumed that he had ****ed her and was following us around, she said she didn, doesn't matter. Either way the guy was kinda a weirdo. I was gonna heat things up but he was there so i didnt feel like getting into a fight with a navy guy.
anyway he ran off.
so after the concert we went down to a park (not a cemetary haha) and hike around a bit.
Since it was my b-day she dress hot as hell, wearing a garter, stockings and a short skirt.
So she pulled up her skirt and we just started ****ing on a bench. I just kept it hard and she did all the work. I just sat there and enjoyed it.
15 minutes later, we hike to another spot, **** more.
then we go back to my car cause it started getting cold, and ****ed outside around my car, and then in my car.
Good b-day overall thats for sure.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
ntm she sucked me a lot 2.
went through a crap load of condoms
went through a crap load of condoms
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Hah, is this gonna become your personal sexual exploits post Fender?
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
yep.....sure is.
next time she said she is gonna pick up some stakes, potatoe salad and some food and cook me a steak dinner over a fire pit.
next time she said she is gonna pick up some stakes, potatoe salad and some food and cook me a steak dinner over a fire pit.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
yes, back when i made this screen name, i was playing fenders non-stop. I own 3, 2 strats and a telecastor.
MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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haha good to see PRL still out there spreading common senseLast Man Standing said:
MindOverMatter
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hahah, for a guy that nails b!tches in graveyards, calling the other guy weird is funny sh!tFenderules said:
hahaha
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
that funny thing about saying "graveyard" hor is what she told me. She said she's even got off by herself in a graveyard and a full moon.
hahaha thats just crazy.
and the reason it does not scare me is the fact that i'v seen WAY more mest up people. Go out to British Columbia for one of them music festival raves............ then you know what im talking about.
all the hippies, and people that dress in all sorts of weird ****. Or the ones that are e-tards and do weird things.
Funnies thing was i was clean out there other then drikning and the odd puff.
I'd never do anythign else thats for sure.
hahaha thats just crazy.
and the reason it does not scare me is the fact that i'v seen WAY more mest up people. Go out to British Columbia for one of them music festival raves............ then you know what im talking about.
all the hippies, and people that dress in all sorts of weird ****. Or the ones that are e-tards and do weird things.
Funnies thing was i was clean out there other then drikning and the odd puff.
I'd never do anythign else thats for sure.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
MindOverMatter said:
yeah 2 bad he was weirder.........just standing stiff at a concert, right in front of us...... looking back constantly with a dead look face haha....yeah scary.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
wont be getting any action this weekend..........that time of month.....booo
i'll still get some head hopefully........im pretty sure i will haha..weather she is willing or not lol
i'll still get some head hopefully........im pretty sure i will haha..weather she is willing or not lol
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
yeah so i posted this in another website called nex (alberta and western canada network site...like facebook with more forums)
and man did i get some flack, it was quite amusing.
some 17yr ***** just ranted me out, telling me im so disrespectful and im going ot hell and that was wrong,
got a bunch of hate male 2.
the more ppl *****ed the more funny i found it.
and man did i get some flack, it was quite amusing.
some 17yr ***** just ranted me out, telling me im so disrespectful and im going ot hell and that was wrong,
got a bunch of hate male 2.
the more ppl *****ed the more funny i found it.
Tell her bull sh!t! Whats the point of having a sword if I don't get a little blood on it.Fenderules said:
And stop letting her fvck you. Be a man and take control. She will get board of you it you don't.
Next time, you chose the freaky sex. I suggest borrow some lesbian porn out and get her to watch it with you. If you want a threesome introduce the idea early, before she gets attached. If she sais anything bust on her for being lame and boring. You could easy get this girl to do anything you want if you knew how.
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Fenderules
Master Don Juan
yeah i dont want blood on my ****
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
wolf116 said:
well of course......point being i dont want blood dripping on it period. Especially gross crap like that.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
You aren't truly metal if you can't handle some blood on your d!ck. 
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
lol..........
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
in a shower i'd do it, nowhere else
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.