so i nailed a chick in a cemetary

[Fenderules]

lol

 

[Fenderules]

well last night i turned 21, and it was my b-day.

Went to a metal show with her and it was awesome.

All night i rubbed my **** all over her, we were horny as hell.

One of her old friend freaked me out though. He kept following us around, I dunno if he nailed her b4 or not, he joined the navy and came back for a couple weeks. I'v seen him around before and he knows people i know. I naturally assumed that he had ****ed her and was following us around, she said she didn, doesn't matter. Either way the guy was kinda a weirdo. I was gonna heat things up but he was there so i didnt feel like getting into a fight with a navy guy.

anyway he ran off.

so after the concert we went down to a park (not a cemetary haha) and hike around a bit.

Since it was my b-day she dress hot as hell, wearing a garter, stockings and a short skirt.

So she pulled up her skirt and we just started ****ing on a bench. I just kept it hard and she did all the work. I just sat there and enjoyed it.

15 minutes later, we hike to another spot, **** more.

then we go back to my car cause it started getting cold, and ****ed outside around my car, and then in my car.


Good b-day overall thats for sure.

 

[Fenderules]

ntm she sucked me a lot 2.

went through a crap load of condoms

 

[Serialized3]

Hah, is this gonna become your personal sexual exploits post Fender?

 

[Fenderules]

yep.....sure is.

next time she said she is gonna pick up some stakes, potatoe salad and some food and cook me a steak dinner over a fire pit.

 

[snowdog]

Is your name taken from Fender as in the guitar brand by the way?

 

[Fenderules]

yes, back when i made this screen name, i was playing fenders non-stop. I own 3, 2 strats and a telecastor.

 

[MindOverMatter]

Yes, her being a hor is obvious but I never before in a post had the chance to say "graveyard hor"!! This was an unique opportunity to say this since I may never again be able to call a hor a "graveyard" hor! I mean come on!!!!! How many times will I get a chance to identify this particular type of hor????????

Am I suppose to pass up this opportunity???? I've been waiting for this for four years!!!!!!!!! I was waiting, just waiting when I would find such a post - since I knew these type of hors existed but never has one been personally identified until now!!!!!

Oh hell no - the time is now to fulfill my longed unfiulfilled clamor- I'll say it again - she is a graveyard hor - graveyard hor - graveyard hor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Graveyard hors are unique and I felt the need to express her uniqueness by calling her out beyond the grave and give her an appropriate title!!!!!!!

haha good to see PRL still out there spreading common sense

 

[MindOverMatter]

well last night i turned 21, and it was my b-day.

Went to a metal show with her and it was awesome.

All night i rubbed my **** all over her, we were horny as hell.

One of her old friend freaked me out though. He kept following us around, I dunno if he nailed her b4 or not, he joined the navy and came back for a couple weeks. I'v seen him around before and he knows people i know. I naturally assumed that he had ****ed her and was following us around, she said she didn, doesn't matter. Either way the guy was kinda a weirdo. I was gonna heat things up but he was there so i didnt feel like getting into a fight with a navy guy.

anyway he ran off.

so after the concert we went down to a park (not a cemetary haha) and hike around a bit.

Since it was my b-day she dress hot as hell, wearing a garter, stockings and a short skirt.

So she pulled up her skirt and we just started ****ing on a bench. I just kept it hard and she did all the work. I just sat there and enjoyed it.

15 minutes later, we hike to another spot, **** more.

then we go back to my car cause it started getting cold, and ****ed outside around my car, and then in my car.


Good b-day overall thats for sure.

hahah, for a guy that nails b!tches in graveyards, calling the other guy weird is funny sh!t

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenderules
so i nailed a chick in a cemetary

So did I... the only difference was that I was by myself when I walked into the cemetary.

hahaha

 

[Fenderules]

that funny thing about saying "graveyard" hor is what she told me. She said she's even got off by herself in a graveyard and a full moon.



hahaha thats just crazy.
and the reason it does not scare me is the fact that i'v seen WAY more mest up people. Go out to British Columbia for one of them music festival raves............ then you know what im talking about.

all the hippies, and people that dress in all sorts of weird ****. Or the ones that are e-tards and do weird things.

Funnies thing was i was clean out there other then drikning and the odd puff.

I'd never do anythign else thats for sure.

 

[Fenderules]

hahah, for a guy that nails b!tches in graveyards, calling the other guy weird is funny sh!t



hahaha

yeah 2 bad he was weirder.........just standing stiff at a concert, right in front of us...... looking back constantly with a dead look face haha....yeah scary.

 

[Fenderules]

wont be getting any action this weekend..........that time of month.....booo

i'll still get some head hopefully........im pretty sure i will haha..weather she is willing or not lol

 

[Fenderules]

yeah so i posted this in another website called nex (alberta and western canada network site...like facebook with more forums)

and man did i get some flack, it was quite amusing.

some 17yr ***** just ranted me out, telling me im so disrespectful and im going ot hell and that was wrong,

got a bunch of hate male 2.

the more ppl *****ed the more funny i found it.

 

[wolf116]

wont be getting any action this weekend..........that time of month.....booo

i'll still get some head hopefully........im pretty sure i will haha..weather she is willing or not lol

Tell her bull sh!t! Whats the point of having a sword if I don't get a little blood on it.

And stop letting her fvck you. Be a man and take control. She will get board of you it you don't.

Next time, you chose the freaky sex. I suggest borrow some lesbian porn out and get her to watch it with you. If you want a threesome introduce the idea early, before she gets attached. If she sais anything bust on her for being lame and boring. You could easy get this girl to do anything you want if you knew how.

 

[Fenderules]

yeah i dont want blood on my ****

 

[wolf116]

hopefully it will be on a condom

 

[Fenderules]

hopefully it will be on a condom

well of course......point being i dont want blood dripping on it period. Especially gross crap like that.

 

[Serialized3]

You aren't truly metal if you can't handle some blood on your d!ck.

 

[Fenderules]

lol..........

 

[Fenderules]

in a shower i'd do it, nowhere else