Fenderules
Master Don Juan
she was dressed pretty hot 2, had a short skirt on with a garter/stockings and boots. She did most of the work 2. We did it on a park bench and almost knocked the bench over lol.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
so i nailed a chick in a cemetary
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
So the chick is a Freak... oh well, as long as she's got a decent hole and is prepared to open it up for your pleasure, I say what the heck..
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
MacDiddy said:
i dont have a problem with it, im not normal myself, and she is a really open person. Very fun to be around as well, we always play fight (or acutally fight haha).
and im pretty comfortable around her, i'v really brought out the C&F out on her. She's brought it out on me 2, so we've been chasing and pulling back on each other, except she's been chasing me wayyyyyyyy more which is nice change for once. NTM she knows if she wont please me..... then her friend sure will. hopefully she will anyway.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
so she said she wants to **** me on wednesday..... so see what happens then.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
i got a message her telling me its a full moon and she wants to go back........... lol she's freaky.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
:rock: and im going to a concert next monday, she wants me to **** her there too haha.
afrojiggles
Don Juan
huh !! she want back when its full moon !! mmm...about time you placed her on the devils alter and soiled it with your juices of animated raw sex as the demons toss and sip to their merry,lol.....and the undertaker smiles gleefully
~attrACTION~
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That's pretty messed up. Is she one of those goth chicks?
Makes for a good story though. Haha, now that makes me want to try do that. Someday.
Makes for a good story though. Haha, now that makes me want to try do that. Someday.
KarmaSutra
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Better watch out, next time Satan will extend his arm from the ground and stick his finger in your ass . . .
You're gonna burn in hell anyway! :crackup:
You're gonna burn in hell anyway! :crackup:
Last Man Standing
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You are sexing a satanic ho!!!!!!! Your baby is going to have 666 written on it's forehead!!!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
KarmaSutra
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snowdog said:
Yes sir, I'm alive and kickin'.
I'll leave one of the minions of Beelzebub or Astaroth to deal with this heathen . . .
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
haha lol.
no she is not goth.
but she listens to a lotta metal like myself.
no she is not goth.
but she listens to a lotta metal like myself.
wheelin&dealin
Master Don Juan
Fenderules said:
So did I... the only difference was that I was by myself when I walked into the cemetary.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
wheelin&dealin said:So did I... the only difference was that I was by myself when I walked into the cemetary.
lol
I picked her up last night,
yeah so last night she gets the bright idea of going back there, except in a different spot.
We tried hanging outside but it was cold so we grabbed my car, pulled in and then things got heated up. I banged her for a long time. She ****s like a porn star 2. It gets me horny thinking about it. I got a big old lincoln so its awesome for ****ing. She had a short black skirt and black boots on. She even waxed her **** so it was all nice and smooth. Felt really nice. I made her *** a few times and then she sucked me off. The only thing is every time im about to blow my load she cums and starts grinding my ****, it kinda hurts and feels good at the same time. My **** is sore today. I havent been able to blow my load, i get close but she just rides it real hard and i cant. but then she sucked me off pretty good, and then i ****ed her more for a bit. Apparently she said she cummed like 6 or 7 times. by the end of it her juices were everywhere, kinda spray'n a bit 2. Haha it was nice.
After that i drive her home.
Im going to a concert on monday and shes going to the same one as well, she said the loud music will make her horny as hell and she wants me to bang her somehwere there.
she is horny as hell so i might as well enjoy the ride.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
im going to **** her again tonight.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
StoneColdFox
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As you've probably realized.. You're not the player.. she is.
haha.
Sounds fun. A good nympho friend is always good to keep around.
haha.
Sounds fun. A good nympho friend is always good to keep around.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
lol yeah i dunno she says she just likes to **** there cause police like to patrol the parks around here (which is true, i get harassed all the time when i park in a park at night, even if just chill'n out). Nobody gives to **** about going in a cemetary.
i dont really care, as long as i dont get pulled over by the police, its all good.
i dont really care, as long as i dont get pulled over by the police, its all good.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.