Fenderules
Master Don Juan
she was dressed pretty hot 2, had a short skirt on with a garter/stockings and boots. She did most of the work 2. We did it on a park bench and almost knocked the bench over lol.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
so i nailed a chick in a cemetary
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MacDiddy
Master Don Juan
So the chick is a Freak... oh well, as long as she's got a decent hole and is prepared to open it up for your pleasure, I say what the heck..
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
MacDiddy said:
i dont have a problem with it, im not normal myself, and she is a really open person. Very fun to be around as well, we always play fight (or acutally fight haha).
and im pretty comfortable around her, i'v really brought out the C&F out on her. She's brought it out on me 2, so we've been chasing and pulling back on each other, except she's been chasing me wayyyyyyyy more which is nice change for once. NTM she knows if she wont please me..... then her friend sure will. hopefully she will anyway.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
so she said she wants to **** me on wednesday..... so see what happens then.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
i got a message her telling me its a full moon and she wants to go back........... lol she's freaky.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
:rock: and im going to a concert next monday, she wants me to **** her there too haha.
afrojiggles
Don Juan
huh !! she want back when its full moon !! mmm...about time you placed her on the devils alter and soiled it with your juices of animated raw sex as the demons toss and sip to their merry,lol.....and the undertaker smiles gleefully
~attrACTION~
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That's pretty messed up. Is she one of those goth chicks?
Makes for a good story though. Haha, now that makes me want to try do that. Someday.
Makes for a good story though. Haha, now that makes me want to try do that. Someday.
KarmaSutra
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Better watch out, next time Satan will extend his arm from the ground and stick his finger in your ass . . .
You're gonna burn in hell anyway! :crackup:
You're gonna burn in hell anyway! :crackup:
Last Man Standing
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You are sexing a satanic ho!!!!!!! Your baby is going to have 666 written on it's forehead!!!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
KarmaSutra
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snowdog said:
Yes sir, I'm alive and kickin'.
I'll leave one of the minions of Beelzebub or Astaroth to deal with this heathen . . .
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
haha lol.
no she is not goth.
but she listens to a lotta metal like myself.
no she is not goth.
but she listens to a lotta metal like myself.
wheelin&dealin
Master Don Juan
Fenderules said:
So did I... the only difference was that I was by myself when I walked into the cemetary.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
wheelin&dealin said:So did I... the only difference was that I was by myself when I walked into the cemetary.
lol
I picked her up last night,
yeah so last night she gets the bright idea of going back there, except in a different spot.
We tried hanging outside but it was cold so we grabbed my car, pulled in and then things got heated up. I banged her for a long time. She ****s like a porn star 2. It gets me horny thinking about it. I got a big old lincoln so its awesome for ****ing. She had a short black skirt and black boots on. She even waxed her **** so it was all nice and smooth. Felt really nice. I made her *** a few times and then she sucked me off. The only thing is every time im about to blow my load she cums and starts grinding my ****, it kinda hurts and feels good at the same time. My **** is sore today. I havent been able to blow my load, i get close but she just rides it real hard and i cant. but then she sucked me off pretty good, and then i ****ed her more for a bit. Apparently she said she cummed like 6 or 7 times. by the end of it her juices were everywhere, kinda spray'n a bit 2. Haha it was nice.
After that i drive her home.
Im going to a concert on monday and shes going to the same one as well, she said the loud music will make her horny as hell and she wants me to bang her somehwere there.
she is horny as hell so i might as well enjoy the ride.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
im going to **** her again tonight.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
StoneColdFox
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As you've probably realized.. You're not the player.. she is.
haha.
Sounds fun. A good nympho friend is always good to keep around.
haha.
Sounds fun. A good nympho friend is always good to keep around.
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
lol yeah i dunno she says she just likes to **** there cause police like to patrol the parks around here (which is true, i get harassed all the time when i park in a park at night, even if just chill'n out). Nobody gives to **** about going in a cemetary.
i dont really care, as long as i dont get pulled over by the police, its all good.
i dont really care, as long as i dont get pulled over by the police, its all good.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.