"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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so i nailed a chick in a cemetary

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it was her idea. i just went along and we brougt some booze, drank a little bit (only like 2) and then ended up ****ing her there around all these tomb stones.

it was kinda fun except i was tired as hell and was not able to get off. She was on top and did all the work. She is kinda kinky in that way and wants to do it again next week.

I made a fool out of myself though cause i put the condom on backwards twice. They were ****ty condoms that were 2 small so she just laughed at me :confused:
Anyway i guess it cant be that bad cause i laughed with her about it and she still wants more.

She also bit me REALLY hard and now i got this huge as bite mark on the back of my neck.

anyway it was quite the interesting night
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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wow that girl is messed up

good work, tho, i guess
 
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As long as you dont turn into a vampire from the bite, good job.
 
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Freaky girl. Kinda sick, but nice work still.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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she'll be wanting to dig up a corpse next and have a threesome with it
 
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This is just comical!!!

comic_relief
 
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How do you put a condom on backwards? How do you even manage to unroll it if it's inside out?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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how do you top that.?

you are just going to have to get into SMF or do it in a coffin next
 
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here we have the devils advocate's submissions at the cemetery
 
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haha.. ive heard of dancin on someones grave.. but yeh.. interesting.. did u nut on the grave too? damn !
 
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lol no not on a grave. on a park bench though.

It was crazy cause we pretty much ****ed for almost an hour straight. i was surprised i kept my hard on that long.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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yeah i didnt get the condom on. And i only brought 2 up from the car, she was like "you dork" but its all good cause i ****ed her again yesterday.
She sucked me off pretty good 2.
 
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personally i could care less about the cemetary. things like that dont creep me out. Real people are far more creepier.
 
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she just text me "by the way thanks fore pentrating me last night, hopefully see you later ****er"
 
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I would say good job but my auntie grandmoms and my brothers dads are in cemeteries. Aww hell, good job.
 
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Fenderules said:
it was her idea. i just went along and we brougt some booze, drank a little bit (only like 2) and then ended up ****ing her there around all these tomb stones.
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She is a graveyard hor!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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