"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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so i nailed a chick in a cemetary

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it was her idea. i just went along and we brougt some booze, drank a little bit (only like 2) and then ended up ****ing her there around all these tomb stones.

it was kinda fun except i was tired as hell and was not able to get off. She was on top and did all the work. She is kinda kinky in that way and wants to do it again next week.

I made a fool out of myself though cause i put the condom on backwards twice. They were ****ty condoms that were 2 small so she just laughed at me :confused:
Anyway i guess it cant be that bad cause i laughed with her about it and she still wants more.

She also bit me REALLY hard and now i got this huge as bite mark on the back of my neck.

anyway it was quite the interesting night
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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wow that girl is messed up

good work, tho, i guess
 
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As long as you dont turn into a vampire from the bite, good job.
 
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Freaky girl. Kinda sick, but nice work still.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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she'll be wanting to dig up a corpse next and have a threesome with it
 
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This is just comical!!!

comic_relief
 
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How do you put a condom on backwards? How do you even manage to unroll it if it's inside out?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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how do you top that.?

you are just going to have to get into SMF or do it in a coffin next
 
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here we have the devils advocate's submissions at the cemetery
 
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haha.. ive heard of dancin on someones grave.. but yeh.. interesting.. did u nut on the grave too? damn !
 
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lol no not on a grave. on a park bench though.

It was crazy cause we pretty much ****ed for almost an hour straight. i was surprised i kept my hard on that long.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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yeah i didnt get the condom on. And i only brought 2 up from the car, she was like "you dork" but its all good cause i ****ed her again yesterday.
She sucked me off pretty good 2.
 
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personally i could care less about the cemetary. things like that dont creep me out. Real people are far more creepier.
 
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she just text me "by the way thanks fore pentrating me last night, hopefully see you later ****er"
 
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I would say good job but my auntie grandmoms and my brothers dads are in cemeteries. Aww hell, good job.
 
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Fenderules said:
it was her idea. i just went along and we brougt some booze, drank a little bit (only like 2) and then ended up ****ing her there around all these tomb stones.
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She is a graveyard hor!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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