"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So I had my first facial the other day...

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The title also reminded me the porn stuff :)

I don't know what makes you think that getting a facial is girl stuff or would make you 'gay'. It is completely normal, everyone has acne problems. I got a facial when I went to the doctor for acne problems. Nevertheless, beauty salons do the same thing and it may be metrosexual, but who cares...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tai

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Uhhh... poping a pimple is a NO no... any idiot with a brain larger in a pea should know better. You better hope you dont get scar from that, you might not see it now but when you get older; you skin will look F*up due to lower collegen or whatever it spelled.
 

nath

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wuts next? the bikini line? are u also gunna wax ur legs?
haha kiddin, gj if it did wonders for u :eek:
 

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Originally posted by Tai
Uhhh... poping a pimple is a NO no... any idiot with a brain larger in a pea should know better. You better hope you dont get scar from that, you might not see it now but when you get older; you skin will look F*up due to lower collegen or whatever it spelled.
you know what happens when you assume, right?

you make an ass of u and me

you obviously know very little on the subject, yet you yell out ignorant remarks.

please consider that before posting again.
 

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depends on how it's poped... If you poke a hole on it at the yellowish with a burned needle (to remove bacteria) it's all good.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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