"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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So I got hit in the face by a girl last night.

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My ex was BPD diagnosed and this story reads familiar with hers.

We were at a party once and she started a real head on fight with this guy who was the DJ there....there squared up but he didn't hit her(I was there). Anyway, a few days later I see him added as her friend on facebook lol

Another great epic fail on my part. She got all aggressive on me, and threatened suicide, she started to strangle me or trying to so I grip her by the arms telling her to stop and because of her trying to burn things I called the police.......they come and arrest me (the guy who called them) because in their words "they have to arrest someone and it was her house so it has to be you" - no joke! Should have called Jeremy Kyle.

^^^^^ For everyone reading - that is what dating a BPD chick is all about - STAY CLEAR!!!!!!!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dude I would've swung back, but pulled away before contact, and did EXACTLY what you did. "*****, you ain't worth hittin'! Get the eff out. " And that would've been that. Well done. Btw, for some advice with this chick that keeps texting you, enough with the texting; get with the action. Set up a date, and end it with fun.
 
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You took a punch like a b*tch.

Now I'm not saying you should have beat her a$$. The courts would eat you alive if you did that.

What you should have done was call the police and file an assault charge on her. Let the b*tch sit in jail for 3 months.

You also could have filed a lawsuit against her.


We can't let b*tches think they can do whatever they want just because she has a hole in between her legs.
 
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I would have cuffed her.
 
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