"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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so how many of you have fooled around with 2 many ugls?

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Fenderules

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bj, sex, wutever.


personally i used to be soooooooo afc that most would bug me and the ones that did i was turned off from. When i was drunk i came close to fooling aroud with ugs a couple times but im not out of it when im drunk, i still wont **** around with an ug.




any of you guys got some stories?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tha Realnezz

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UG=Ugly girls?

**** now..never that I can remember. I don't ignore them though.

Unless she has a great body ..i'll probably pass.

No stories here.
 
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I've messed around with a couple, back when I was about 15 or 16. Nothing fat or chubby, just not that cute. Once I realized that I could have more than just the first thing that was thrown my way I stopped settling for hamburger and started hunting steak. Since then, nothing but Wet Aged USDA Prime Rib... pink in the middle, of course. :p
 
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No but my sexy looks keep attracting them :mad:

NO I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU UGLY LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.

Funny story, I told this one UG that I was drunk the whole time I was with her and I told her she was stupid. She never talked to me after that. Thank god, am I right?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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thejuice

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i remember posting about sleeping with a fat chick once. she had a nipple hair that drove me crazy...but at least i got laid
 
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Oxide

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hahaha... Man, i swear to you..if you are on this site, you have been hit on by an UG.

Haha, **** , i almost went as far as telling one girl "Look, im gay..fukk off" but decided to just go after her friend... :)

Cmon, who fukks anything that moves here?
 
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dearsappho

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****ed an UG twice (!) a couple of months back and shes still hooked on me...made Xmas a bit of a disaster area with an HB9 im trying to **** as theyre m8s....

In future I will not **** UGs...not for anything
 
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