"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

so how many of you have fooled around with 2 many ugls?

Fenderules

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 31, 2003
Messages
873
Reaction score
1
Age
40
Location
Alberta
bj, sex, wutever.


personally i used to be soooooooo afc that most would bug me and the ones that did i was turned off from. When i was drunk i came close to fooling aroud with ugs a couple times but im not out of it when im drunk, i still wont **** around with an ug.




any of you guys got some stories?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

Tha Realnezz

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 12, 2004
Messages
1,352
Reaction score
8
UG=Ugly girls?

**** now..never that I can remember. I don't ignore them though.

Unless she has a great body ..i'll probably pass.

No stories here.
 

diablo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 2, 2004
Messages
4,678
Reaction score
9
Location
Louisiana, USA
I've messed around with a couple, back when I was about 15 or 16. Nothing fat or chubby, just not that cute. Once I realized that I could have more than just the first thing that was thrown my way I stopped settling for hamburger and started hunting steak. Since then, nothing but Wet Aged USDA Prime Rib... pink in the middle, of course. :p
 

Vincent

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 18, 2002
Messages
3,595
Reaction score
5
Age
40
No but my sexy looks keep attracting them :mad:

NO I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU UGLY LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.

Funny story, I told this one UG that I was drunk the whole time I was with her and I told her she was stupid. She never talked to me after that. Thank god, am I right?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

thejuice

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 21, 2002
Messages
597
Reaction score
0
Location
Pick a girl...
i remember posting about sleeping with a fat chick once. she had a nipple hair that drove me crazy...but at least i got laid
 

Oxide

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 21, 2003
Messages
3,229
Reaction score
27
hahaha... Man, i swear to you..if you are on this site, you have been hit on by an UG.

Haha, **** , i almost went as far as telling one girl "Look, im gay..fukk off" but decided to just go after her friend... :)

Cmon, who fukks anything that moves here?
 

dearsappho

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 13, 2004
Messages
313
Reaction score
1
Location
Happy Hunting Grounds
****ed an UG twice (!) a couple of months back and shes still hooked on me...made Xmas a bit of a disaster area with an HB9 im trying to **** as theyre m8s....

In future I will not **** UGs...not for anything
 
Top