"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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so how do YOU make your whey taste better?

NiceGuysFinishLast

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I got some GNC whey, the strawberry ****, and DAMN, i think i'd be better off just eating the plain powder... Wonderin if you guys have any great ideas...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You're not just eating the powder out of the container are you? I have the strawbery as well, I blend it with some skim milk, a banana or two, maybe a drop of rum essence, and it's not bad.
 

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Why dont' you return it, you dont have to have a recite to return **** to GNC, and exchange it for optimum 100% whey which is about the same price with a kick ass taste to it
 

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Originally posted by Babaganoosh
You're not just eating the powder out of the container are you? I have the strawbery as well, I blend it with some skim milk, a banana or two, maybe a drop of rum essence, and it's not bad.

eh, no, i was joking when i said that...

I'm gonna try the milk, but i'm not gonna return it. After downing that cup of sh!t i felt pretty damn manly. A nice beltch followed...


My next container I'll try that 100% optimum stuff, that's at GNC right?
 

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gnc lets you return all their **** if u dont like it. i bought the strawberry before and it smelled great but tasted like ****. i returned it the next day.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by enkai
exchange it for optimum 100% whey which is about the same price with a kick ass taste to it
Yeah, thats the best tasting shake ive ever had. I like all their flavors. Cheap too, 25 bucks for 5lbs.

Another thing, i cant believe people still go to GNC for supps. GET THEM ON THE NET!
 
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