"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So Chilled With a Girl All Day, Was Gettin' With Her. Then We Went to a Party. . .

Dante420

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Chillin with this girl all day, she was loving it and into me. I was getting with her, or should I say she was getting with me, but then we went to a party and she just began responding positively to another guy flirting with her.

As soon as I noticed this I just took my last drink and walked to the other room, this party wasn't popping or nothing. Just sat down, then she came up to me and started talking to me and sat on my lap. Then later she was telling me not to leave and stuff but ya.


Basically, another kid was working his game successfully on a girl I was getting with and I don't know how to react to that. Matter of fact I don't know why she wasn't more excited about me now that she finally got a chance to chill with me

What's the Don Juan way to react to such a situation: You been chilling with her all day and then she's all over someone else and you.

Definitely not impressed and she's not commitment-quality but I do still have a desire to **** this girl. I don't think she's that skilled in bed but I think she'd be able to pick up a lot off of me and pass it off as her own.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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evoken

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React by not reacting - indifference.

Then find another hot b1tch and flirt with her right in the other girl's face haha. :up:
 

Bluewater7

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Ya... and a HOTTER one at that. You can ALWAYS upgrade. I think 3.5 billion females roaming around in the world. And new ones turning 18 all the time. And, as a guy, age doesn't matter. You will ALWAYS be able to find a hotter girl if one is acting like a fool.
 
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