"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So apparently my d1ck is small...

casaanova

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5-6 inches is average. If a girl insists that its too small then shes already been around the block a few too many times. In other words her sh*t is worn out and u dont want it anyway
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Wakeupplease

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having a small **** is analogous to being flat chested. Although not super appealing, it doesn't affect performance. In any case, just as a woman wouldn't want a man to fall in love with their breast, you shoudnt care if women don't fall in love with your d8ck. There are more important things like character.
 

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I've thought about this, and I think its a lot less of a problem then her thinking your.....wallet is too small. That woman I'd drop.
 

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The length of your d!ck is not nearly as important as some would have you believe. The average size is 5-6", which (surprise surprise) roughly corresponds with how deep the average vag is. Girth is far more important.
 

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Don't know what to say. If any girl said that to me, I'd cry. Of course no girl would ever say that to me, because my junk is massive, but you get the point.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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dutchmaster

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That's weird man.. I'm like 6.5 and have actually been told it's big multiple times lol.

Maybe USA is diff and Europeans got bigger shlongs
 

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Honestly, some girls might have deeper and bigger vaginas, its genetic. But its really like you just have to **** different girls differently, you have to kinda change it up and when your hitting it just right, they will show it.

For women I think sex is more emotional, so what you do physically is important to a degree, I think a lot of it has to do with how you make them feel. Such as being very dominate.
 

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casaanova said:
5-6 inches is average. If a girl insists that its too small then shes already been around the block a few too many times. In other words her sh*t is worn out and u dont want it anyway
I always thought 5-6" was normal too. But anyway, yeah if she's a size queen then she's seen her fair share of them and you should probably find someone else to stick it in.
 

Solomon

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you arent laying the pipe correctly

^^^^THIS

I've had girls tell me I've had big dyck that I sling well, then I have chicks who say I was super small

It's all about how you lay the pipe
 

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my lad is average size i think ,,, around 6 and 3 qaurters inches last time i ran the tape measure over it , but im only a short guy in height , and i weigh like 10 stone , so when its out having a good time it looks a decent size , it made me laugh when my ex saw it for the first time she said to i dont think its going to fit in......ha ha ha funny as foooook , i said dont worry love i will get it in trust me........... she hadent had sex for a while so she claimed,,,,,,,,,,but i betcha shes made up for it since.......the dirty cheating ho that she is.......lol lol keep your peckers up guys

ps - i am a time served pipe layer btw
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I am 6.25 erect with a slight curve. with a weak boner it can range from 5.25/5.75
 

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maybe their cootches are just too stretched out from being banged by too many dudes.
 

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Girl: Your penis is pretty small

You: You know, that reminds me...I was just gonna ask you "why the fück is your puṣṣy so goddamn ginormous???" Does that thing come with a GPS?


<Audience Cheers>
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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JdelaSilviera said:
guys who are naturals with girls, many of them have huge d1cks that give them confidence. With the c*ck carrousel from these days (with many naturals/alphas) these girls will have sexual experiences with very big guys, so they will find you small.
This is what I think. I don't have any studies to back this up, but I'm thinking most of these natural types who are always banging different girls have large schlongs. Sort of like when you see an attractive girl with a large set of boobs, most of the times these girls have a lot of sex. I think it's the same way with the guys.

I think if a guy has a really big weiner, he's more liable to think hey, I have to put this to use. And it's a confidence booster, like you say. When girls freak out when you take off your pants, it has to be.

JdelaSilviera said:
The next time a girl tries to offend you with something physical, do the same to her. Believe me she´ll be much more affected
You could say something about her boobs being too small, or lopsided, or saggy, or she has ugly areolas, or whatever. I agree she will be more freaked out about it than you will.
 

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I agree with Zekko.

Who knows how big a d!ck a ***** has taken, theres always somebody bigger than you.

Try brutalizing her in bed, *****es come like crazy from that.

Or punish her disrespectful behavior and dump the chick
 

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VladPatton said:
Girl: Your penis is pretty small

You: You know, that reminds me...I was just gonna ask you "why the fück is your puṣṣy so goddamn ginormous???" Does that thing come with a GPS?


<Audience Cheers>
or

Girl : Your penis is pretty small

Me: Lets see how big it looks in your eye! *c0ck smack*
 
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