"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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snoop8 wit a new problem lol

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1.ok, now, i like this girl that says shes bi, i dont talk to her a lot, cuz i bearly even see her at skool, i only see her once in a while around skool, if im lucky, but also once in a while i talk to her in IM, thats the only place we get to talk for a while! ok well, i like her, but i know she likes this other guy, which i think is supposed to leave soon, i dont know where, or like if he just gettin transfered to another skool, or if hes moving to another city or something, ok well, i also now that she likes this other girl!!! lol so now, i want to talk her off that girl, like make her like me more than that girl! but well, i know ur gonna start saying, do this do that, and act c+f. well this girl is the kind of people that just hates ****y people, shes really weird, thats the reason y i like her now lol and i mean, she actually seems to be like that, cuz u can look at the guys that get the most girls at skool, they all act like that, and she just seems like she hates them!! lol i dont know y, well so i think i cant be like that, so i need to know, wat should i do? everytime i see her shes always surrounded by her friends and it gives me no time to talk to her, i just say hi and thats it, and well, i wanna win her real bad!!! lol now problem number 2.

2. ok, now i still like my ex lol but now she got another boyfriend now, we stoped talkin a while ago for like a month and then started talkin again, it seems all ok now, like just friends, but i still like her, and i told her to come over for my birthday! im just gonna give her her ID back cuz i took it before we broke up, so i could have a chance to talk to her. i dont know how to play this now, like wat moves should i do? i dont know! im really confused!

thanks Djs, hope u can help me!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by snoop8
1.ok, now, i like this girl that says shes bi, i dont talk to her a lot, cuz i bearly even see her at skool, i only see her once in a while around skool, if im lucky, but also once in a while i talk to her in IM, thats the only place we get to talk for a while! ok well, i like her, but i know she likes this other guy, which i think is supposed to leave soon, i dont know where, or like if he just gettin transfered to another skool, or if hes moving to another city or something, ok well, i also now that she likes this other girl!!! lol so now, i want to talk her off that girl, like make her like me more than that girl! but well, i know ur gonna start saying, do this do that, and act c+f. well this girl is the kind of people that just hates ****y people, shes really weird, thats the reason y i like her now lol and i mean, she actually seems to be like that, cuz u can look at the guys that get the most girls at skool, they all act like that, and she just seems like she hates them!! lol i dont know y, well so i think i cant be like that, so i need to know, wat should i do? everytime i see her shes always surrounded by her friends and it gives me no time to talk to her, i just say hi and thats it, and well, i wanna win her real bad!!! lol now problem number 2.

2. ok, now i still like my ex lol but now she got another boyfriend now, we stoped talkin a while ago for like a month and then started talkin again, it seems all ok now, like just friends, but i still like her, and i told her to come over for my birthday! im just gonna give her her ID back cuz i took it before we broke up, so i could have a chance to talk to her. i dont know how to play this now, like wat moves should i do? i dont know! im really confused!

thanks Djs, hope u can help me!
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Step one...you dont use commas anywhere you want, please learn how to type, speak, write, whatever. Ebonics isnt cool.

Step two...talk to the girl that the girl you like likes. Get to know her...get to know both of them...have a threesome...awesome!
 
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You, Should! learn... (HOW) to; speak: and` "Puncuate" -english-. Also, please use paragraphs there is an enter button if your confused; then hit the tab once.
 
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ok, so how is that gonna help me? i talk and write differently from wat i do here!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by snoop8
ok, so how is that gonna help me? i talk and write differently from wat i do here!
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Well we can't help you if we don't know what the hell you're asking.
 
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