"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Smelly Pvssy..

Mr.Fantastic

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The girl that I am seeing has a really smelly pvssy and I don't like eating her out at all, but I do enjoy getting blow jobs. What alternative ways to warm her up do you all suggest? I tend to use my fingers.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Budda57

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Take a shower together and wash each other. It will warm to both right up. Then after the shower, enjoy eating her clean pvssy. mmm mmm good
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pimp-sicle

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rocco said:
she may have a yeast infection,

This man knows his stuff!! She either has a yeast infection or she's very unhygenic, in either case you don't want to be putting your tongue on that thing!!! Try running your hands all over her body for a while using your finger tips to lightly graze over her entire body, then tease her by fingering her, then stop and go back to rubbing her body up. This will get her super horny and if she likes you a lot she'll still blow you, then you can plow away.



PIMP
 

woods

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Is she totally shaved? That is a biggie for me.
 

Mr.Fantastic

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She is not shaved. This would add to the smell sure, I don't think she is unhygienic either - she is a nurse.

Any more ideas?

I looked up yeast infections, says it would actually smell like yeast, she doesn't smell like yeast. Do some girls have more naturally smelly pvssy's than others? If she had an infection she would know about it right? She would be itchy n get it sorted, I won't have to drop her any hints here will i?
 

woods

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Some chicks just do. Depends on diet, and drug use too. Showering first doesnt work? I've heard drinking lots of pineapple juice can make either sex taste better. Ive gotten lucky the past few years. Havent encountered a nasty pie, of course they have all been totally shaved. I lay down the law on that one.
The only way to give a subtle hint that i can think of is to have her svck your dyck after fvcking her. or or finger her and slide them badboys under her nose or something.
 

woods

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Oh I forgot about this. Before I realized that women need to shave their shyt, I used to lay my hand over her bush, and rest my nose on top of my hand, and thumb her clytty. That way, you just smell your own fingers, and not a rotten ******. OMG, they edit "beever" too!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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