"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Smelly Pvssy..

Mr.Fantastic

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The girl that I am seeing has a really smelly pvssy and I don't like eating her out at all, but I do enjoy getting blow jobs. What alternative ways to warm her up do you all suggest? I tend to use my fingers.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Take a shower together and wash each other. It will warm to both right up. Then after the shower, enjoy eating her clean pvssy. mmm mmm good
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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rocco said:
she may have a yeast infection,

This man knows his stuff!! She either has a yeast infection or she's very unhygenic, in either case you don't want to be putting your tongue on that thing!!! Try running your hands all over her body for a while using your finger tips to lightly graze over her entire body, then tease her by fingering her, then stop and go back to rubbing her body up. This will get her super horny and if she likes you a lot she'll still blow you, then you can plow away.



PIMP
 

woods

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Is she totally shaved? That is a biggie for me.
 

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She is not shaved. This would add to the smell sure, I don't think she is unhygienic either - she is a nurse.

Any more ideas?

I looked up yeast infections, says it would actually smell like yeast, she doesn't smell like yeast. Do some girls have more naturally smelly pvssy's than others? If she had an infection she would know about it right? She would be itchy n get it sorted, I won't have to drop her any hints here will i?
 

woods

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Some chicks just do. Depends on diet, and drug use too. Showering first doesnt work? I've heard drinking lots of pineapple juice can make either sex taste better. Ive gotten lucky the past few years. Havent encountered a nasty pie, of course they have all been totally shaved. I lay down the law on that one.
The only way to give a subtle hint that i can think of is to have her svck your dyck after fvcking her. or or finger her and slide them badboys under her nose or something.
 

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Oh I forgot about this. Before I realized that women need to shave their shyt, I used to lay my hand over her bush, and rest my nose on top of my hand, and thumb her clytty. That way, you just smell your own fingers, and not a rotten ******. OMG, they edit "beever" too!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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