Small Talk With Co workers

[Georgepithyou]

Let's say your in the same office space with a bunch of other workers and you come in the door one Monday afternoon.

How do you normally strike up a natural conversation that goes beyond "how was your weekend".

Not talking about female to workers you want to date, since we can all agree not to "sh*t where you eat".

Things are starting to open up again, at least here in Australia, so it seems like now everyone needs to re adjust to being "social" again.

 

[jimwho]

I would go with "anybody touches my donuts I'll kill you" ...

 

[FairShake]

Food, Kids, Netflix, Sports, Money.

 

[user43770]

Food, Kids, Netflix, Sports, Money.

You forgot sleep.

Catching up on sleep is relevant to all people that are worth a sh1t.

 

[user43770]

My co-workers talk about typical things: sports, politics, food, women.

I engage them so far as to not disturb my income.

I don't care about sports, so I blantantly ignore them on that; politics, I'll have a go, but we have similar beliefs, so it's basically a circle-jerk.

Women, I don't even try, because they're light-years away

 

[user43770]

Trump has made a lot of people take the red-pill regarding politics, but those same people will bite your head off if you question their sh1tty life decisions.

Reality is a hard pill to swallow.